Fail

[Fail]

First of all, I am 100% certified female (have met a number of samsters from the chatroom) so you don't have to worry I'm a guy in disguise or heshe or "it"..hehehe
honestly, I'm no babe/chiobu, if u think i'm not your cup of tea, then please skip to the next thread or whatever okie? :)

I wanted to post that I am looking for fb but not entirely sure if I should be doing that..seems like everybody's perception of this term "fb" is different.
fuck buddy, friend with benefit...the emphasis to me, is not totally on the sex.
I would prefer to get a friend, one that I am able to also enjoy sex with.
Not someone who will just call me up and ask "hey wanna meet and fuck?"
I'm not some sex provider on-call 24/7 ok?
Would also appreciate the occassional dinner/movie outing, hawker fare is fine...but u pay. I believe this is not too much to ask for?

**Warning** I'm fat and not pretty...but that doesn't mean I will have to accept any dick that comes along.
I enjoy the intimate feeling of sex, if I gotta do it with a robot/someone who treats me as a sex object...I might as well just use my fucking vibrator lor...

geez am I being too long winded or something? lol
ok forgive me pleassseeee...
here's a little info abt me:
Race: Chinese
Age: 31 this year
Height: 1.68m
Weight: 84kg (told u fat liao lar...)
Wear specs (look nerdy)
Regular smoker
Drinks occassionally
Stays East
msn/email: [email protected]

Prefer guy between 27~38
Height above 1.68m
Prefer someone who drives (sometimes when certain venues are not available...the car is a last resort to have a simple one..)

ok now I gotta prepare myself to get zapped :P

[S.B.Y]

Nice approach

Pak P will bet most Mas (bro) here will be flooding your email and PM soon

Be PROUD of yourselve

Your age criteria doesn't match Pak P (64 coming Sept)

SlmT

[lovestar]

First of all, I am 100% certified female (have met a number of samsters from the chatroom) so you don't have to worry I'm a guy in disguise or heshe or "it"..hehehe
honestly, I'm no babe/chiobu, if u think i'm not your cup of tea, then please skip to the next thread or whatever okie? :)

I wanted to post that I am looking for fb but not entirely sure if I should be doing that..seems like everybody's perception of this term "fb" is different.
fuck buddy, friend with benefit...the emphasis to me, is not totally on the sex.
I would prefer to get a friend, one that I am able to also enjoy sex with.
Not someone who will just call me up and ask "hey wanna meet and fuck?"
I'm not some sex provider on-call 24/7 ok?
Would also appreciate the occassional dinner/movie outing, hawker fare is fine...but u pay. I believe this is not too much to ask for?

**Warning** I'm fat and not pretty...but that doesn't mean I will have to accept any dick that comes along.
I enjoy the intimate feeling of sex, if I gotta do it with a robot/someone who treats me as a sex object...I might as well just use my fucking vibrator lor...

geez am I being too long winded or something? lol
ok forgive me pleassseeee...
here's a little info abt me:
Race: Chinese
Age: 31 this year
Height: 1.68m
Weight: 84kg (told u fat liao lar...)
Wear specs (look nerdy)
Regular smoker
Drinks occassionally
Stays East
msn/email: [email protected]

Prefer guy between 27~38
Height above 1.68m
Prefer someone who drives (sometimes when certain venues are not available...the car is a last resort to have a simple one..)

ok now I gotta prepare myself to get zapped :P

Thank u for being so honest.

[ryajon]

honest and humble ppl always have friends :)

[ol'coyote]

shucks...me dun meet the age criteria...
but if ms fail dun mind...can still meet up for lunch...
chat and get to knoe...even as frens...

[Fail]

shucks...me dun meet the age criteria...
but if ms fail dun mind...can still meet up for lunch...
chat and get to knoe...even as frens...
hi :p
what's ur age then?

[Fail]

honest and humble ppl always have friends :)
i certainly hope u're right :)

anyway i really kena zapped. lol
how come some pple so bo liao leh.......anyway those who wanna zap, pls go ahead if it makes u happy... :D

[eugenetan80]

so sad kana zapped,enjoy yr findings of a new friend cum FB..see u fri sio hoon ki

[simple2kee]

sis, i failed the age criteria. goodluck! :)

[Fail]

so sad kana zapped,enjoy yr findings of a new friend cum FB..see u fri sio hoon ki
Onz see u on fri night. :D

[Fail]

sis, i failed the age criteria. goodluck! :)
simple2kee :)
thanks....*hugz*

[hinata76]

hey pm me...:)

[bigleong]

Sista,

26 years old can ma? Haha. Even cannot be FB, can be food buddy or shopping buddy!

[Fail]

Sista,

26 years old can ma? Haha. Even cannot be FB, can be food buddy or shopping buddy!
tat's ok....add me on msn if u wan... :p

[Fail]

hey pm me...:)
I dun really like the pm function...if u wan,can add me on msn to chat first.

[bigleong]

Felyn sis,

Cant imagine having you and sis Fail on the same bed!

[bigleong]

Added you babe, lets take it off to MSN..

[Fail]

Fail jie jie,
Chia Bo u want Bo... I respect u Sia.... The way u finding FB no horse run hee hee...
U wan mei mei paint paint SMS mi hee hee...(just kidding)
Who zap u... I upz u pts bck....

Maybe dinner n movie together when I after work hee hee....

Felyn sis...lol paint sia,i never tried painting from gal wor...shy
I oso dunno who zap me,coz he/she din leave nick :)

We go sing song again soon ok?
Muakzzzzzzz

[Fail]

Added you babe, lets take it off to MSN..

Okkkk but i m going see doc first...migraine now.
chat with u on msn later... shower time now!

[bigleong]

Oki!

Wash clean clean!

[bigleong]

Thx sista. U have a gd day ahead!

[look4fats]

:o..Hi sis ,,Upzz u..since me dun qualify at age citeria..Anyway me supports BBW/fats ladies..can add u in msn..can chats when free..since not quqlified..Cheer;)

[BiRd13]

Too bad I dun drive... The rest I meet...haha...
but still, if you keen in additional friendship, for makan, play, cheong, sio hun, lim jiu, can count me in too =)

[HungHubby]

hmm.. whatever happen to the old one? i thought u had a few gd candiates already? must be looking for more huh? lol..

btw, queue starting from where? can i join the queue as well? :p

[Fail]

Too bad I dun drive... The rest I meet...haha...
but still, if you keen in additional friendship, for makan, play, cheong, sio hun, lim jiu, can count me in too =)
hihi...sure...u can add me on msn...hehehe :D

[Fail]

hmm.. whatever happen to the old one? i thought u had a few gd candiates already? must be looking for more huh? lol..

btw, queue starting from where? can i join the queue as well? :p

Ended lo.hehe...
i oni need one.good one.hahaha
no queue lar,where got q....

[HungHubby]

lol.. no wonder u are posting in here.. that night after the lesson got explore new places anot? or lemme show u some.. :p

if only have one how to compare if its a good one? must have more choices right?

[joshua13]

Dun mind ur weight, as long as u still have a pretty face. :)

[BiRd13]

hihi...sure...u can add me on msn...hehehe :D

added sis =)

[Fail]

Dun mind ur weight, as long as u still have a pretty face. :)
u add me on msn then can see my face n decide if my face pretty or not. hahaha

[AlexStorm]

u add me on msn then can see my face n decide if my face pretty or not. hahaha

Added you in my msn

[michael_368]

u add me on msn then can see my face n decide if my face pretty or not. hahaha

Hi Fail,

With your permission, can I add you in msn and let chat over there..
I admire your sincerity n humble approach . Many tks:D
Cheers

[Fail]

Oh ya, I would really appreciate it when u pple add me on msn, pls drop me a note stating ur nick? or else I really very confused who is who...:p
thanks :)

[alan0338]

paiseh, dunno how to use msn, just drop by say hi to sis... wish u good luck...:)

[Fail]

paiseh, dunno how to use msn, just drop by say hi to sis... wish u good luck...:)

Thankssss ;)

[joshua13]

Added u on msn liao. Pls approve :)

[CrashFresh]

Any preference on race???
Cos Im Malay....

[joshua13]

Awaiting for ur approval on msn

[bigleong]

Not seeing u online sis.

[LoveThai]

Hi Sister Fail,

I have email you. :)

[thydude]

Woah alot of fatty lovers here..

[Fail]

Not seeing u online sis.
Not feeling too well so was resting....

[Fail]

Woah alot of fatty lovers here..
One man's meat is another man's poison....(in my case is meats lar,since i m so fat) hahaha. ....

[block11]

sis Fail, so fast reach 4 pages.... i guess the endorsement is not required. all the best for your search :D

[Fail]

sis Fail, so fast reach 4 pages.... i guess the endorsement is not required. all the best for your search :D
block11~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!
where got fast wor...duh. out of the 4 pages, 80% is my own postings hahaha...:D

[cashinmanz]

TS have u achieve what u want after so many days

i can't apply as i am above ur age requirements. Anyway good luck to u

[ah rat]

Hi Sis Fail , found yours FB :D

[Fail]

Hi Sis Fail , found yours FB :D

Yoo...where got so fast de? :D

[ah rat]

Yoo...where got so fast de? :D

So many here ,just take 1 to try loh :p

[sam30sg]

Wow sis , I thought you were joking..... haha all the best but careful:)

[Gaia81]

Wow so fast page 4! Good luck in finding the right one, old friend :)

[Iwant]

Hi....want to chat in msn now?? I just added you there...

[Fail]

So many here ,just take 1 to try loh :p
wah dun wan anyhow luan luan try lar...:eek:

[Fail]

Wow sis , I thought you were joking..... haha all the best but careful:)
bro...I've always been serious in this...lol
but now I'm having problems remembering who is who...hahaha...

[Fail]

Wow so fast page 4! Good luck in finding the right one, old friend :)
Thanks buddy :) good luck to u too ok....hehehe

[bleuwings]

I think too many for Fail to choose from, like gone into a mega candy store

[Fail]

I think too many for Fail to choose from, like gone into a mega candy store
very confused now.....which lollipop taste nice? I have no idea.
And I don't wanna lick every single one to find out.
hahahaha...

[Fetish Joe]

very confused now.....which lollipop taste nice? I have no idea.
And I don't wanna lick every single one to find out.
hahahaha...

CHUBA CHUP still the best :D



cheers:D

[BigBallMan]

Hey Sis how are r u? Beside eating, movies, sing song and fcuk ^^ what else u do? I'm very into prawning xD

[Fail]

Hey Sis how are r u? Beside eating, movies, sing song and fcuk ^^ what else u do? I'm very into prawning xD
Oh I like prawning too! But I oni went once before...hahaha....

[ah rat]

wah dun wan anyhow luan luan try lar...:eek:

All kuku are the same lah :D

[Fail]

ok I just realised I can't edit my first post. lol faintz.

Anyway I think I've added enough for these 2 days...and if I added anymore, I'm really not going to remember any of you. So I apologise for those who add me from now on, I can't accept your request to add.
So sorry for that....but don't worry there's lots of gals out there for u ok? Nothing special about me except I got more flesh & fats... :p

Cheers~
Fail

[bleuwings]

very confused now.....which lollipop taste nice? I have no idea.
And I don't wanna lick every single one to find out.
hahahaha...

Aiya, take ur time to do quality checks lor, have excess supply here anyway...else find a few gals to help u lor.... Hahahhaha

[Fail]

All kuku are the same lah :D
Where got same wor, got long got short, got thick got thin, got straight got curved, got foreskin or cut foreskin...etc etc...
-_-"

[Fail]

Aiya, take ur time to do quality checks lor, have excess supply here anyway...else find a few gals to help u lor.... Hahahhaha
What works for other gals might not work on/for me ;)
so I only trust my own judgement.

[Fetish Joe]

What works for other gals might not work on/for me ;)
so I only trust my own judgement.

ya .... fetish fantasy....:p
im looking for high heels /pantyhose fetish..
any intro here :D




cheers

[GA's Baby]

fail~~ i also want to paint you can? :D me join forces with Felyn.
*paint paint paint*
:D

[ah rat]

Where got same wor, got long got short, got thick got thin, got straight got curved, got foreskin or cut foreskin...etc etc...
-_-"

But it still give shiok & satisfaction :p

[alan0338]

Where got same wor, got long got short, got thick got thin, got straight got curved, got foreskin or cut foreskin...etc etc...
-_-"

sis, u should try like chup chai rice, take different vege, meat and sauce then u will know whick kiam u suka most ma.. :D

[block11]

block11~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!
where got fast wor...duh. out of the 4 pages, 80% is my own postings hahaha...:D

application closed, still can say not fast?.... btw, maybe you can try to use "multi-quote" instead of "quote" when you reply to the bros here. it'll save alot of space :D

[Fail]

application closed, still can say not fast?.... btw, maybe you can try to use "multi-quote" instead of "quote" when you reply to the bros here. it'll save alot of space :D
Thanks for the tip block11 *muakzzz*
u're the sweetest!

[ah rat]

Thanks for the tip block11 *muakzzz*
u're the sweetest!

So u can choose him to be FB :D

[Wuming52]

Thanks for the tip block11 *muakzzz*
u're the sweetest!

sobz....
not addin anymore ppl in msn le?
i too late le :(
anyway i added u le
my email is [email protected]

[simple2kee]

very confused now.....which lollipop taste nice? I have no idea.
And I don't wanna lick every single one to find out.
hahahaha...

y not? isnt it the best way to find out? :p
anyway, here to show support. 5 humble pts added.

[Ling_Er]

Oh I like prawning too! But I oni went once before...hahaha....


Fail DArling.. prawning !!?? lets go together okays... muacks... being fat and willing to admit is kinda attractive... doesnt mean fat people are not attractive... having confidence is one very goood feeling.. YOU R PRETTY AND ATTRACTIVE WITH THAT CONFIDENCE OF YOURs... smiles... i lub u kays... :p

[Fail]

y not? isnt it the best way to find out? :p
anyway, here to show support. 5 humble pts added.

Thanks for the pts simple2kee ;)
but hor if i really do tat...i think my mouth die from exhaustion liao...hehehe

[Fail]

Fail DArling.. prawning !!?? lets go together okays... muacks... being fat and willing to admit is kinda attractive... doesnt mean fat people are not attractive... having confidence is one very goood feeling.. YOU R PRETTY AND ATTRACTIVE WITH THAT CONFIDENCE OF YOURs... smiles... i lub u kays... :p

Ling_Er sweetie....muakzzz thanks for the encouraging words... ;)
Yup lets do tat prawning thing soon ya!

[LoveThai]

Fail DArling.. prawning !!?? lets go together

I wanna go prawning too.

[alanben]

sis fail long time no chat liao . Just saw your ad . It has been 4mths didn't some to sbf liao, how things here. Interesting that you post this, u can buzz me if u wan. cheers. hope u find 1 soon.

[traxis]

wah seh Fail you weren't kidding about the number of replies :)

lol.

come back form jpn and see the long thread liao.. WTG :)

[superfox]

Dear Fail, I'm in my early 30s ,got a car ,stand at above 1.68m .
May I join in ?
Pls ..

[sgturboz]

gd luck sis in finding your fb here... :)

[Fail]

traxis... :p
bo liao lar..wtg ur head....

[bigleong]

So sis, when will that lucky be revealed? I want to go prawning too!

[Fail]

Dear Fail, I'm in my early 30s ,got a car ,stand at above 1.68m .
May I join in ?
Pls ..
Join in what? this isn't a party :p
hehehehe

[Fail]

gd luck sis in finding your fb here... :)
thank u...I really need alot of luck sia. hahaha...

[Fail]

So sis, when will that lucky be revealed? I want to go prawning too!
LOL where got so fast one...duh...

can lar maybe I should organise a prawning session and get all to meet at the same time, I meet 1 by 1 I gonna die soon. hahaha...

[Fail]

Seriously...I dun really care much about the points thingy as long as I'm not negative until (M) mode, but don't pple here got better things to do than to zap and give fucked up reason saying "ur pts up too fast so must zap"
WTF is that? :confused:
The problem is not with the zapping, but pls give proper reason leh...

Pls grow up lar, whoever that loser is....
Super duper bo liao!

[miee]

relax lor =D

[Fail]

relax lor =D
Hehehe dun worry lar I very relaxed wor...
just find that reasoning lame nia lar...hahaha.... :p

[miee]

then its good =D no need get so work out la

[Fail]

I where got worked up wor :)
Happy like dunno what....hahaha...

[Wuming52]

chill...
^_^

[Wuming52]

Mai think / imagine wait hard on ur own problems.... Btw will nv hv chances hv mi n fail jie jie on the same bed...
Fail jie jie is a nice gd ger..diff from mi...
I knw her frm chat room meet out a few time for dinner n sing song... She friendly n nice person....
See my fail jie jie wan u be fb Bo hee hee....

Good luck bro :p
wah lau how can u say tat
y u say urself no good u not FL by nature... u love sex not wrong but under some reason u become FL is not ur fault ma.. as u said u dun lik to become FL
so pls dun say lik this and i am sure if u find a bf u will ride him dry cause u love him and sex wif him. am i correct?
u do FL wat i can say is u got more life experince den other women tat love material need onli. u are braver den them
sorry for my poor english :(

[Fail]

Hmmm got pple wanna go prawning this evening? :p

[D.Keys_SG]

Alamak!! Failed the height requirement by 3cm i think. Haiz!!!

[RayCom]

What are you doing Fail?............sure you dont need to advertise for a FB rite? wheres your Kaya?

[Fail]

What are you doing Fail?............sure you dont need to advertise for a FB rite? wheres your Kaya?

Dun have liao lor....that's why need to find new one lor.

[sg8083]

Hi,

these are my details

race : Chinese
height: 1.86m
weight: 92kg

but haiz don't have a car to match you.

Too bad

[michael_368]

Hmmm got pple wanna go prawning this evening? :p

I wan to go prawning...where ah?:D

[Fail]

I wan to go prawning...where ah?:D
Ehhh end up din do prawning...went kbox instead. :D

[naturegreen]

WoW Fail here looking for FB? lol

[sakaesushi]

Since dont meet requirement can a 21 year old be friend? :)

[Volante]

Nice intro, Very open and frank.

Regards
Volante

[Gaia81]

Hey old friend, still haven't finalise the "chosen one" from here?

Everyone please jia you, don't keep Sis Fail's warm & wet love hole waiting too long hor. She is gonna flood Orchard road again even if there's no rain. Please treat her well if she chose u ok? Bring her out for movie or supper once in a while, make her happy and she will do the same to u, *wink wink!

I missed the nights when u blow me while I drive on the expressway.....haizz those were the good old days :D

[sexmatrix03]

Hey Sis Fail,

Way to go!! I admire your spirit!!
Good luck to finding that "Special One" ;)

[Believe or not]

Prefer guy between 27~38
Height above 1.68m
Prefer someone who drives (sometimes when certain venues are not available...the car is a last resort to have a simple one..)

hai .. all failssssssssssssss...
86yrs
1.66m
rides bicycles ...

[Believe or not]

trying hard the pull myself taller .. the reach 1.67 m this yrs . hahaha

[Fetish Joe]

trying hard the pull myself taller .. the reach 1.67 m this yrs . hahaha

hahaha steady lah... thats a good 1 :p:D





cheers

[naturegreen]

Prefer guy between 27~38
Height above 1.68m
Prefer someone who drives (sometimes when certain venues are not available...the car is a last resort to have a simple one..)


1st one fit criteria,
2nd one fail, but hey psssss... lie down only i think height does not matter liao......
3rd one fit criteria

[Fail]

1st one fit criteria,
2nd one fail, but hey psssss... lie down only i think height does not matter liao......
3rd one fit criteria

U also keen ah? Faintz

[jul78]

hi, i pmed u last night..hope u dun mind i add u in msn..:)

[jplover]

U also keen ah? Faintzu're proving to be rather popular here.. :p

[GundamZero]

age - fail, height - pass, car - fail.... no wonder ur nick fail.... lol

[Fail]

31-08-2010 11:18 AM hmm fat and ugly still look for fb???deserve to be zap
WAHAHAHAHAHA...if I could laugh my ass off, I would...(wow nice way to slim down hehehe)
which rule states fat and ugly cannot look for fb leh? :D
Short dick doesn't mean cannot want to find someone to fuck right?
:)

Anyway...thanks for making me laugh, whoever is the above...
initially got headache this afternoon, but now I'm all well, a good laugh cures everything hee~

[jolvin82]

eh .... do i fit the bill ?
lol ~ long time no see peeps ....
i am like ... er ... 1.76 ?
i drive ... and still got wat criteria ?
28 chinese ?

[Fail]

jolvin82 yo I remember seeing u in the chatroom sometime back. :D
hehehe....

[jolvin82]

jolvin82 yo I remember seeing u in the chatroom sometime back. :D
hehehe....

ya ... if i am not wrong u were the one who posted in my thread b4 .. but .. i tot u were a bro back den ><"
but anyway ... i not so active in this forum recently .. but this thread is certainly "shocking" ?

anyway my main motive here is jus to look for more frens / khakis .. so can TCSS when bored ...
oh ya .. i added ya on msn .. but errr u offline ah ?

[Fail]

I stop adding people liao, I very confused who is who...:p

[jolvin82]

aiyo eh ....
meaning me and u not fated ?
lol my add quite easy .. some lame chinese words in han yu pin yin with a 82 behind :p

[Fail]

Maybe ba..I'm abit tired of talking to so many people liaoz....:D

[jolvin82]

ok lah ~~ drop ya a pm liao ....
dun wanna continue TCSS here wait kenna zap by mod again ....
last time kenna once ... hahaha must control ....
-grabs my hand-
*cannot PCW and TCSS*

[Fail]

Thanks for all the replies and enthusiasm :)
There is soooooo many of you, but there is only one ME.
I can't possibly please every one of you, so if I offended any of u in any way, I apologise...
My intention was simple and I had been as frank as I could be.
I'm sorry that some pte msgs that I did not/could not respond to.
I had found what I wanted to find, therefore will end this thread now.
Tataz...

[block11]

I had found what I wanted to find, therefore will end this thread now.
Tataz...

wooo... let me be the first to say congrats :D

[jolvin82]

oooohhhh me be the second ~!
gong xi gong xi ~! ( me again no luck though :( )

[Gaia81]

Happy for u, Sis Fail!

All the best to you and your new "best" friend hahaha and also to myself and my new target. Will miss those happy times with u :D

[simple2kee]

wooo... let me be the first to say congrats :D

can i join in? :D. congrats to sis Fail.

[naturegreen]

U also keen ah? Faintz

If i were keen, long time ago I would action liao. It's better to remain as friends. But anyway congrats. Free come out lim jiu. ;)

[Fail]

Thanks guys! ;) lol

[naturegreen]

I stop adding people liao, I very confused who is who...:p

She has made herself very "luan" with tons of guys trying to add her.

[letstalk]

Thanks for all the replies and enthusiasm :)
There is soooooo many of you, but there is only one ME.
I can't possibly please every one of you, so if I offended any of u in any way, I apologise...
My intention was simple and I had been as frank as I could be.
I'm sorry that some pte msgs that I did not/could not respond to.
I had found what I wanted to find, therefore will end this thread now.
Tataz...

sis Fail, time to change your name le, change to succeed

[Fail]

Hi, im jane. Well, im quite interested to know you as a fren, cox i dun have any gal friends at all, sry for disturbing. But i find that you are really nice (from ur replies), and maybe you would be my fren. thank you very much.


yours jane
woah I tot my thread died off liao, suddenly appear again...:D
I'm juz curious, how come u dun have any gal friends? U're a gal rite?

[BunnyTheRabbit]

woah I tot my thread died off liao, suddenly appear again...:D
I'm juz curious, how come u dun have any gal friends? U're a gal rite?

that means she is a lesbian loh.... if not is a guy in jane name.....
haiz.....:cool:

[dovey]

Hi, I meet ur criteria being a friend. Sis, u are very truthful I and I am fine being ur friend and chit chat. Pm me if u need someone to talk to... Erm abt, being intimate, we shall see our chemistry ya. Great intro on urself. A genuine person indeed....

[tortoise89]

Dont meet all the criteria. just got rejected by your email :'(

[geckoSG]

Wow, I must be damn luck tat sis FAIL still added me to her MSN, hope to
meet her soon.

[Garfield-Mel]

Sis fail,can make frenz?

[naturegreen]

woah I tot my thread died off liao, suddenly appear again...:D
I'm juz curious, how come u dun have any gal friends? U're a gal rite?

KNS got guy called Jane meh? Tranny maybe. Be careful Fail sis. :rolleyes:

[Fail]

Hi, I meet ur criteria being a friend. Sis, u are very truthful I and I am fine being ur friend and chit chat. Pm me if u need someone to talk to... Erm abt, being intimate, we shall see our chemistry ya. Great intro on urself. A genuine person indeed....
Actually being friend I dun set criteria lar, can communicate can liaoz :)
thanks for the compliment wor :p

[Fail]

KNS got guy called Jane meh? Tranny maybe. Be careful Fail sis. :rolleyes:
bro naturegreen, errrr ok I will be careful :)
but why would a tranny be interested in an aunty wor? strange...hmmm...:confused:

[Fail]

Dont meet all the criteria. just got rejected by your email :'(
hi hi..sorry, I rejected u not becoz of the criteria thingy. is bcoz I dun understand why somebody is distributing my contact wor...?

[Fail]

Wow, I must be damn luck tat sis FAIL still added me to her MSN, hope to
meet her soon.
Hahaha dunno is good luck or bad luck sia...:p

[Fail]

Sis fail,can make frenz?
OooOooOo I like Garfield~ so round...so cuddly...soo....orange!
I still got a Garfield soft toy tat I got as bday present when I was 4 yrs old!
:D

[Fail]

that means she is a lesbian loh.... if not is a guy in jane name.....
haiz.....:cool:
Hmm gal find gal fren = lesbian?
hehehehe....

[Frankiestine]

Is the party over???:confused:

[Fail]

Is the party over???:confused:

What party? ;) sorry no orgy in this thread...hehehe

[ilovesingapore]

i think u r really a big fat failure. any1 hu find u r oso failures.
u hv high expectations of others while low expectations of urself. Be prepared to find some fat ugly poor losers from this forum too. These losers have already been promoting themselves for a few years for a fuck buddy but to no avail.

[Fail]

i think u r really a big fat failure. any1 hu find u r oso failures.
u hv high expectations of others while low expectations of urself. Be prepared to find some fat ugly poor losers from this forum too. These losers have already been promoting themselves for a few years for a fuck buddy but to no avail.

Orh,thanks for ur comments! :)

[Frankiestine]

What party? ;) sorry no orgy in this thread...hehehe

Orgy no way the monster is a selfish lover, he don't like to share his woman....:D:D

[Frankiestine]

i think u r really a big fat failure. any1 hu find u r oso failures.
u hv high expectations of others while low expectations of urself. Be prepared to find some fat ugly poor losers from this forum too. These losers have already been promoting themselves for a few years for a fuck buddy but to no avail.

Hmmm guess you sucking on sour plum since you can even get rejected by a BBW..

[naturegreen]

bro naturegreen, errrr ok I will be careful :)
but why would a tranny be interested in an aunty wor? strange..

:eek: Wa why insult me? If you are an aunty, then that makes me an uncle liao. Haha :D

i think u r really a big fat failure.......

Why insult Fail Mei Mei? Her nick already says it all, right? But you don't have to keep saying she is a failure. Damn You. By the way the actual meaning of her nick is saying that you failed to make it so stop whining like a kid to gain attention. :mad:

[jimbeam]

hi, i would like to get to know u better an be friends. can u drop me a email so we can chat? my email is [email protected] thanks

[keiji]

Hi! Thread Starter..I will pm you soon!

[tookara]

why would anyone wanna insult her further?

[jcj1972]

Yup thanks for the honest profile, muching most of the qualities except the colour if there is no objection sure would take you out for a movie or dinner....It would be great to know U

[Fail]

Hmmm guess you sucking on sour plum since you can even get rejected by a BBW..
bro monster...I am a "BUW" lar
wahahaha :p

[Fail]

why would anyone wanna insult her further?
u're right frankly, I already am Fail, what else can be worse rite...insult me further also no use...hahaha :D

[Fail]

Hi! Thread Starter..I will pm you soon!
LOL now that's new..first time pple post reply give me pre-alert saying they will pm me soon. cute lor...hahaha...

[Fail]

:eek: Wa why insult me? If you are an aunty, then that makes me an uncle liao. Haha :D
wahahaha...paiseh paiseh..u not uncle..u're di di, ok? :D

[cedric_sunny]

I've added you in msn but you nv reply.

[Frankiestine]

bro monster...I am a "BUW" lar
wahahaha :p

Huh what that mean?:confused: Baby under water?

[ah rat]

Huh what that mean?:confused: Baby under water?

She says she got pussy :D

[Frankiestine]

She says she got pussy :D
Wah lau tikus you get me more and more cuntfused.....of course i noe she got pussy but she say she BUW....simi lai?

[ah rat]

Wah lau tikus you get me more and more cuntfused.....of course i noe she got pussy but she say she BUW....simi lai?
Should be bu (girl) lah :D

[naturegreen]

I've added you in msn but you nv reply.

Fail you still got log in MSN meh? I never see you online for god damn long. Or have you blocked me? Don't block me leh. I never stalk you leh. LOL :rolleyes:

[Fail]

Fail you still got log in MSN meh? I never see you online for god damn long. Or have you blocked me? Don't block me leh. I never stalk you leh. LOL :rolleyes:

I of coz din block u lar.....

[Fail]

Huh what that mean?:confused: Baby under water?

Hahaha. BUW = big ugly woman larrrr

[Fail]

I've added you in msn but you nv reply.

Sorry leh,most likely u did not identify urself when u sent the add request,so i will reject lor..i would appreciate some kind of courtesy to at least tell me who is the person asking to add me mah...sorry hor...

[Frankiestine]

Hahaha. BUW = big ugly woman larrrr

Ok lah ugly or pretty is not important, what is important is when on the bed can or cannot only....i have seen my fair share of pretty gals but like dead fish in bed...honestly i will be the first to admit..my wife is just like that...i like to make a joke about it...

"my wife is just like a piece of counterfeit masterpiece, looks very much like the real thing but worthless in value"..:D

[janetan]

Hmm gal find gal fren = lesbian?
hehehehe....

Erm , hi , im back~~~ oh, btw i am a big gal too, and i am a 100% gal.
I like guys only, just find that fail sounds like a nice person to be friends with.


So, fail, want to be friends with me?

[Fail]

sick and stuck at home on a sat nite...bored to bits...so I digged out this old thread and write something lar... :D
almost 1 year since this thread was started....
The rules have changed.
The game is still on.
Are you the one? ;)

[edmund81]

Caught the flu?

[cedric_sunny]

sick and stuck at home on a sat nite...bored to bits...so I digged out this old thread and write something lar... :D
almost 1 year since this thread was started....
The rules have changed.
The game is still on.
Are you the one? ;)

Is there a time that we can interview? Maybe you have high standards?

[pploftheworld]

me too, sian and nth to do on a saturday night , i just had a lonely drink at some pub....

[Fail]

Caught the flu?
yup abit cough...but getting better after sleeping alot these 2 days...

[Fail]

Is there a time that we can interview? Maybe you have high standards?
it is not bcoz i set high standards, i only have one criteria. But it is a difficult one to meet...
Age limits, height, weight, drive or not, single or married...etc etc...all these are very surface.
The 1 thing i ask for, however, is a tough one to achieve..it is very intangible...
Maybe i am asking for too much?

[Lovercb]

Interesting thread. :D:D

[Fail]

me too, sian and nth to do on a saturday night , i just had a lonely drink at some pub....
aiyo...bo jio...u not steady lar...
Hahaha...

[Frankiestine]

it is not bcoz i set high standards, i only have one criteria. But it is a difficult one to meet...
Age limits, height, weight, drive or not, single or married...etc etc...all these are very surface.
The 1 thing i ask for, however, is a tough one to achieve..it is very intangible...
Maybe i am asking for too much?

And what is this criteria? So far have you met screen anyone since your last post?

[MonteCristo]

The rules have changed.
The game is still on.
Are you the one? ;)

Hope you find what you are looking for.

[MyFantasyWorld]

Hi fail, will add you up in msn soon. There is something i would like to ask you about a women. Hope that you will share...

[HiddenAngel]

Fail! Welcome back to your thread and good luck dear!

[Fail]

And what is this criteria? So far have you met screen anyone since your last post?
Frankly I have no idea how to put it in writing...lol
And yes, I did meet a few pple..... :D

[Fail]

Hope you find what you are looking for.
Thanks..I also hope so leh hahaha:D

[Fail]

Fail! Welcome back to your thread and good luck dear!
Thanks thanks :p

[Frankiestine]

Frankly I have no idea how to put it in writing...lol
And yes, I did meet a few pple..... :D

Perhaps its wat you call chemistry....the X factor that words cannot describe...

[Fail]

Perhaps its wat you call chemistry....the X factor that words cannot describe...
wise monster u are... :D

[Lovercb]

Let's go for some drinks soon. :o

[Fail]

Let's go for some drinks soon. :o
sure! When? Who? Where?

[mistahlolo]

Fail failed me... :( LOL!!!
mistahlolo failed to pass the requirement. Out of the game. Wahahaha!
i am willing to meet for badminton instead . :D

[Fail]

Fail failed me... :( LOL!!!
mistahlolo failed to pass the requirement. Out of the game. Wahahaha!
i am willing to meet for badminton instead . :D
i failed u meh???when???hahaha see u soon hor...
Shou xia liu qing hor!!!

[Lovercb]

sure! When? Who? Where?

Now?? :D
Any place where there's drinks available.

[NavySealTeam]

This is interesting. hope u do find your ultimate FB that meets all yr requirements.

[Fail]

Now?? :D
Any place where there's drinks available.
wah u abit last min leh...and i dun check tis all the time hahaha...

[newhunter]

wah i failed all your requirements except for the age.

[SonyPlaystation]

I don't drive and I'm below the age requirement. But I look forward to a chance to Sextisfied you;)

[Cuntlicker]

Is badminton games still on? :)

[Fail]

Is badminton games still on? :)
Yesssss u want join mah? :p

[Fail]

I don't drive and I'm below the age requirement. But I look forward to a chance to Sextisfied you;)
Actually, now most of those "requirements" are being thrown out of the window liao, doesn't matter if the gentleman drives or not anymore. Except for age I guess. Can't accept someone too young. Later I get blamed for "cheating young cow" (or is it grass? geez I am getting confused...) :D

[PoundIt]

LoL. all i can say is Fail looks slightly younger than her age, look like those chubby OL.
good luck guys. have fun.

[Fail]

LoL. all i can say is Fail looks slightly younger than her age, look like those chubby OL.
good luck guys. have fun.
Hahaha....
i AM an OL what!!!!

[pohh]

Hahaha....
i AM an OL what!!!!

I tot Fail like to wear jean more...... image a cowgirl:D

[Fail]

I tot Fail like to wear jean more...... image a cowgirl:D
lol cowgirl is TOTALLY not my image wor...:p

[PoundIt]

oh yes. you are an OL. those who got OL fetish, mai tu liao!!

[PoundIt]

????? what the?

[PoundIt]

how come reposted?

[PoundIt]

just one entry can spawn so much? haha

[Fail]

just one entry can spawn so much? haha
I tot u supposed to be eating frog porridge? why u still here doing promo for me ah? :p

[PoundIt]

I tot u supposed to be eating frog porridge? why u still here doing promo for me ah? :p

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