My very own cui sexual encounters.

[adgjla]

First of all , some back ground info bout myself
I'm a 17 year old virgin guy. (:

I have a female friend named joan. She's about 20 years old. There is 1 day she asked me to go her house to watch a movie with her. So i though to myself, no harm going. When i reach there, there is only she and i. And like normal girls at home, she dress till very sexy ( *eyes pop* ) . So as the movie goes, we are sitting beside each other, no sexual actions. After the end of the movie, i went into her room and lie onto her bed. To my surprise, she jump over me and sleep on my left. Then
She say: I taking a nap.
I say : then me leh?
she say : you ar? sleep with me lor.
i say : you sure or not. when i sleep my hands will anyhow touch 1.
her hands immediately move into my pants. ( above the dick hair part )
then i say : eh dont anyhow touch leh!
she say : you shy ar?
i say : arbo ..
she immediately grab my stick and started HJ-ing. then she paw on me frenching. then i was like, its my first kiss and frenching and it started so fast! so my hand hold her waist and start to strip her top. when i remove half way, she jitao take off her top herself. so i proceed to unbuckle her bra. and, fuck man. i dont know why the fuck it stuck. then she say" little boy first time ar? "then i was shy damn shy and waited for her to take off the bra herself. so started licking her nips and grabbing it. whenever she moans i will tend to lick hiong-er. then when she pull down my pants, she started to bj it. my skin is still intact man! so its damn pain. i ask her to do it slowly. she's freaking auto, horny, hot and experience. after bj-ing awhile, she paw on me again, she told my hand and touch her cunt. and use my hand to rub. everything just come naturally, just i started to finger her very fast. till she moans so loud. and she started to grab my dick and put inside her cunt. when she inserted half way. i say ouch. then she pull out and see that my dick is very very very red. so i tell her quite pain. then she say better dont insert. so i didnt say anything. so she knee down and bj again till i cum into her mouth. she clean up for me and use a tower to cover her body. she ask me if i wanna bath tgt. i say no towel. she say share. but i decline. ( ya, i know wtf. ) so i wait for her to bath and she open the door for me. then i went home.

sorry if my story is bad and my english is cui.. pardon me!
just need some tips from pros guys and girls. (:

[phantomboyz]

so u call it a luck or rape?

[Ecuader]

maybe u can share some background on u n her. like do she hav a bf n hw u noe her.

[adgjla]

so u call it a luck or rape?
luck, but i'm too cui.. lol


maybe u can share some background on u n her. like do she hav a bf n hw u noe.
she have a bf, but i psycho her to break with her bf.. haha.. me and her is like just good friends. nothing more. i'm new .. so pls pardon me (:

[Bangster]

why can't young people write in proper english nowadays?

I'm seriously getting sick of reading stories written in retarded grammar and language

cui?

Give us a break. I don't even feel aroused when reading this story.

[Blue_Blue]

what standard of English are you expecting then?

if you really expecting perfect English, i suggest you visit forums in UK. i think majority of the posting are not in good English. As long they can be apprehended, I think its DAMN fine.

if you feel aroused because of good English, I damn strongly suggest that you read The Straits Times everyday and wank yourself.

some are learning, some are writing a story for the DAMN first time

be DAMN APPRECIATIVE of people taking the effort to type out stories for our leisure...

[fazer6s]

Bro Bangster
Be lenient to the young lad a break.

Afterall its his 1st Sexaplade. (maybe still dreaming about it now)

[KingEros]

what standard of English are you expecting then?

if you really expecting perfect English, i suggest you visit forums in UK. i think majority of the posting are not in good English. As long they can be apprehended, I think its DAMN fine.
No wonder you are speaking in TS' defence ... as they say, birds of a feather flock together. :rolleyes:

if you feel aroused because of good English, I damn strongly suggest that you read The Straits Times everyday and wank yourself.
What makes you think that it's good English in The Straits Times? I can easily pick out at least 1 grammatical error in every single edition ...
But the point is this: nobody mentioned anything about Queen's English ... should there not be any obligation on the part of TS to express himself in a comprehensible manner? Otherwise, why even bother to waste his (& our) time ... not to mention bandwidth too? :eek:

some are learning, some are writing a story for the DAMN first time
As far as I know, Sillypore boasts of almost 100% literacy & compulsory primary school education ... or did the little children stop writing compositions in school these days?
So, may I humbly ask: Just WTF are you talking about then ... writing a story for the very first time? :confused:

why can't young people write in proper english nowadays?

I'm seriously getting sick of reading stories written in retarded grammar and language

cui?

Give us a break. I don't even feel aroused when reading this story.
Mr Bangster's only contention was the mysterious use of this Riz Low lingo: CUI ... & I fully share his sentiments!!

sorry if my story is bad and my english is cui.. pardon me!
In this context, I take it that "cui" means 碎 ... as in "broken English". But just WTF is the "cui" doing in the title? :confused:

[phantomboyz]

哇，离题了啦！Dude,language or grammer is not an issue.juz make sure that write out with simple english will do.

[Frankiestine]

So TS did you ask Joan for a ang pow??:D:D

[Royster79]

哇，离题了啦！Dude,language or grammer is not an issue.juz make sure that write out with simple english will do.

I do agree with u bro. Actually, i believe not everyone in this forum have a good command of english, including myself. As long we can understand what TS has written, its good enough. :D

[gyrfalcon]

Should give him a chance to continue. Otherwise he will never improve.

[eeemen]

So TS did you ask Joan for a ang pow??:D:D

Ha Ha. Customs? !! :D:D

[slider_72]

To improve must mean that TS should be able to accept constructive criticisms. No one here expects everyone to post in perfect English free of grammatical and spelling errors. It would however be easier on the reader if the person posting his message avoids words which he/she created.

It took me a while before I realised what "cui" meant.

Surely it is possible to post in normal simple plain English without inserting anglicised Hokkien words? If TS wants to convey a word or phrase in Chinese, might be easier to write it in Chinese instead.

[AD69]

Do continue with the story.

[Toyota Honda]

In this context, I take it that "cui" means 碎 ... as in "broken English". But just WTF is the "cui" doing in the title? :confused:

Hmm.. I take it as it means crisp as in crispy, layman's meaning fantastic, tok kong, sipeh ho, sedap no horse run...

So the title reads as ..... My very own crisp sexual encounters.

so if I am right, I think TS English is quite good... 'O' Level examiner would regard the verb crisp as a beautiful aptly used word..

[KingEros]

Hmm.. I take it as it means crisp as in crispy, layman's meaning fantastic, tok kong, sipeh ho, sedap no horse run...
Not trying to sound big-headed here ... but "crisp" can only be used in "potato crisps", "crispy chips" & "crisply ironed shirt".
So, which Layman's Dictionary states that it has any correlations to "fantastic", "tok kong", "sipeh ho", "sidap", "no horse run"? :confused:

So the title reads as ..... My very own crisp sexual encounters.
So linking the title to your layman theory, it should read as "我的脆脆性爱故事"? ... & what sense is it supposed to make? :confused:
See? You also just "made the best guess" from what TS has written ... which is exactly the gist of the whole issue: incomprehensibility.

so if I am right, I think TS English is quite good... 'O' Level examiner would regard the verb crisp as a beautiful aptly used word..
Usually, the whole world (not just O-level examiners) think of poets having "aptly used beautiful words" only after they are long gone from their own mortal existence ... but my point is: try reading up on the differences between adjectives & adverbs, before you even think about judging whether other people's English is (quite) good or not. ;) ;)

[KingEros]

To improve must mean that TS should be able to accept constructive criticisms. No one here expects everyone to post in perfect English free of grammatical and spelling errors. It would however be easier on the reader if the person posting his message avoids words which he/she created.

It took me a while before I realised what "cui" meant.

Surely it is possible to post in normal simple plain English without inserting anglicised Hokkien words? If TS wants to convey a word or phrase in Chinese, might be easier to write it in Chinese instead.
Exactly ...
Anybody who post in this or any other forum did it for a purpose ... whether to gain points, make friends, get answers, share experiences, etc.

If what has been posted cannot even be comprehended ... not to mention the fact that it was a deliberation to make it incomprehensible, then would the TS stand a chance of attaining his original purpose? In other words, it's a waste of his time.

On the readers' end, it's also a waste of (our) time ... since the thread served no purpose (until this discussion of "reading comprehension" began), then surely it also is a waste of bandwidth? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[tomcat007]

So can anyone please tell me what does "cui" means?

I still catch no ball leh...

[ericgo18]

from TS story telling to english lessons...:)

[Niceman]

If what has been posted cannot even be comprehended ... not to mention the fact that it was a deliberation to make it incomprehensible, then would the TS stand a chance of attaining his original purpose? In other words, it's a waste of his time.

Wah bro, your england very the powderful.... hehe...

All I can say is, welcome to the new generation of novel in Singlish, by the author, The Sinspear (instead of shakespear) :D

[Bangster]

what standard of English are you expecting then?

if you really expecting perfect English, i suggest you visit forums in UK. i think majority of the posting are not in good English. As long they can be apprehended, I think its DAMN fine.

Am I expecting too much? Seriously, ask yourself, this type of juvenile writing skills can get you interested, if at all? Do you belong to TS' clique, or generation? Or are you HIM actually?

..if you feel aroused because of good English, I damn strongly suggest that you read The Straits Times everyday and wank yourself.

I am putting to you the suggestion you have got it wrong in the beginning of the above quoted paragraph. Let's just put it this way - using bad English to write a sexy story is a sure way for putting people off. It has nothing to do with getting aroused with good English and reading the Straits Times. I'm sure you are more intelligent than to come up with a suggestion like that.

Why are you so worked up in your reply to me? From the way you speak, I doubt you are a person who finds this type of story sexually interesting.

Don't just ask me to give the bugger a chance. Give yourself one too.

[geckoSG]

Plenty of room for improvement on how to make the encounter saucy.
Read the story and dun feel keen to follow up anymore... My point of view.

:p

[Return]

Please carry on with your story.

[FunGuy70]

hahahha...sex story become grammer lesson...interesting....:) TS dare not write anymore...:)

[jiejielover]

the topic has changed.
-.-"

[otamay]

We all have been left hanging in the air by the cui TS.:mad: So what's next now? :(
What we want is someone who write and others can understand, no need to second guess or even third guess! Thio bow??:D

[traci_li]

That's a very good story