Translate Nice Stories to English

[BT8888]

I realized that in this forum, some of the interesting stories or part of the phases used in these stories was not written in English. Unfortunately, not everyone read this forum understands these phases.


For example:-

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/159501-travels-hk-china.html#post4369585


mickylwk said,

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/159501-travels-hk-china.html#post4370092


shawnieboy said,

http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/159501-travels-hk-china-2.html#post4381112


For the benefit for those that don’t understand Chinese or Chinese’s dialect, I start this thread as a platform to translate these stories to English so that everyone will enjoy reading these stories. At the same time, we can learn from each other.

Brothers/sisters, feel free to post your stories and all are welcome to comment and translate.

Last but not least, TS of these Threads, feel free to post your comment. You know, sometimes, the translated meaning might be different from the intended meaning of your story.

For Singlish, you may refer to this link:-

TalkingCock (http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php?op=LexView&lexicon=lexicon)

[BT8888]

Well, I’ll start with this thread: Travels in HK and China by xxquietquiet.


http://www.sammyboyforum.com/adult-discussions-about-sex/159501-travels-hk-china.html#post4369216


Travels in HK and China (Part 1)
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Having just completed my university days, I decided to make travel plans....CHINA is next after Hong Kong....

Guangzhou is my intended destination since I do not need to make extra arrangement...merely taking the train from Hong Kong and arriving in Guangzhou itself......

My first time(China)......ok HK first

HONG KONG
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ARRIVED AT WTF AIRPORT YOU CALL IT?...CHEK...

I still preferred the old airport...

Hong Kong was always fun and chic....This trip to HK was not my first also...

Checked into the local hostel...what 南强行李社...KIMBERLY ROAD smacked right into Kowloon...TST...

(Checked into the local hostel...what Nan Keong Luggage & Co...KIMBERLY ROAD smacked right into Kowloon...TST...)


But being alone in HK, I bought some magazines to pass the time....

And porno...Back home cannot find....cheap thrills....

The night was chilly and having met up with some of my HK buddies we decided to go for a rub at the massage parlour.....

"老板...要按....有没有熟悉的女孩?"...came the front manager when we arrived at 太子道...

(‘Boss…do you want massage…any regular WL?... came the front manager when we arrived at Prince Edward Road...)

KNN...my buddy said...."北姑"...for him....

(KNN...my buddy said....PRC WL"...for him....)


OK lor dont know also....

When in Rome do as the Romans do....

Went up to the suana room....2 pools of cold and hot water....

Buddy say that dipping into hot and cold helps to circulate the blood....

Knn caught a cold after the dips....

OK Next on my agenda....massage....I was thinking...is it the same as those back home....

Aiya...I was thinking....aiya sure must be....

Hoping that a young chick would come in....

Guess what...an aunty....WTF...

"老板,你要一个钟还是两个钟?"....

(‘Boss, do you want one session or two sessions?’…)

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Travels in HK and China (Part 2)

KNN...no need to think..."一个钟."..cannot wait to get the fuck out....

(KNN...no need to think..."one session."..cannot wait to get the fuck out....)

"老板...两个钟吧...这里小姐都是两个钟的...还可以帮你取火...."

(‘Boss…two sessions, okay? All the WL here does two sessions…Can BJ…’)

KNN that was what I was afraid of man.....

Aunty doing you in.....

....

She then gave me a hard massage which I told her to.....

and PLEASE PLEASE SKIP the 取火..PART......which meant BLOW JOB if you guys have still not caught on...by now.....

The hour is up and I left.....the manager came out....

"老板...为什么才一个钟?..."

(Boss…just one session. Why you leave so early?)

"大佬...我要北姑..不是...阿姑姐..."came my reply to him....

(Brother…I want PRC WL. Not auntie…’ came my reply to him…)

"老板..她是北姑啊....哦...原来你要妹妹子...." 没有问题.....马上...."

(‘Boss, she’s from PRC…Oh…you want SYT…’ No problem…I’ll be right back…’)

WTF....give me the shit now my mood already see liao....

"不用了...".....came my tulan answer...

(‘No need…’.....came my tulan answer...)

Came out of the room and saw my HK buddy Charlie......

"FUCK YOU....FUCK YOU..FUCK YOU...KNN give me this type of crap....next time you come Spore I am going to give an AIDS infected girl....CB YOU YOU!!!!" and i walked off....

"经理...你怎么做事?是我朋友..."CHARLIE then fucked the manager for trying to pass a tourist fuck to me.....

(‘Manager…What happened to you…See how you treated my friend…’ CHARLIE then fucked the manager for trying to pass a tourist fuck to me.....)


"HEY...Brian...dont be angry leh...(.Charlie worked in Spore before so he can speak like us....)"....Charlie called out following me out of the massage parlour...

"Hey buddy,...really not my fault...sorry leh...hey buddy...." He tried to reason with me....

But I was pissed.....and kept my cool....

"hey buddy, come on we have been screwing around for such a long time WTF would I screw you like this? NOT like you screw my sister or something like that right?".....

I just stared at him blankly....

"YOU DID NOT SCREW MY SISTER RIGHT?...RIGHT?" He said again....

"Hahaha...fuck no lah...knn you are my buddy and you ask this type of question..."came my reply...actually I did screw her sister before....well he did not have to know...


"Aiya let us go some place else..." he suggested....

"OK lets go" my answer came sharp and fast....

[JPJ98]

TS,
Great effort!

[BT8888]

Travels in HK and China (Part 3)

NEXT 旺角....

(NEXT Mong Kok…)

The popular marketplace, Ladies’ Market (女人街) is situated in Mong Kok district.

You may view some video clips of Mong Kok:-


YouTube - ????? (????) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHhRpTQD5vo&feature=related)


YouTube - ?????????????? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvrbrE-Sz4I&feature=related)


Charlie and I came here before but that was for drinks....

Now we are faced with a different agenda....

叫鸡.....

(Look for a WL…)

HKD380 a fuck...let me see...that is about SGD80....Ei cheap leh....

Went up to one of the those with neon lights and on the second floor....

You never guess what happened...Charile chickened out...."Hey Brian dont get angry OK but I cannot go in....dont ask me why...."

In mind "CB la come all the way here now tell me he dont want to go in...."

I said "Ei I never go in before lei...die die also must try..."

Oh..forgot to mention something it was in August and I was wearing a checkered long sleeve shirt tugged out with jeans at that time....

Why ? did I bring this up? You will know in a minute and I guarantee you after all these years...I still cannot believe it....

Ok moving on....the OKT opened the door and saw me"老板...有什么事?...

(Ok moving on....the OKT opened the door and saw me ’Boss…Any problem?...)


"叫鸡.."...giving the OKT a knn you stupid or what? You mean I can come here and play mahjung...?

(Looking for a WL?’...giving the OKT a knn you stupid or what? You mean I can come here and play mahjung...?)


"哦..没有问题...有熟悉的吗?"....CAME NEXT....

(‘Oh, no problem…Any regular WL?’....CAME NEXT....)


"没有...你介绍一个就行..." He then called a number and dont know what the fuck he said....

(No, can you recommend one for me…’ He then called a number and dont know what the fuck he said....)


"老板...介绍你一个新的...不过你要等一下...."...OKT...

(‘Boss, I’ll recommend one new gal for you. But, you’ve to wait a while.’ …OKT…)

."OK" was my answer... I was thinking like WTF is wrong with him man?

"老板...有没有卡片?" came his next unbelievable question...

(‘Boss, did you carry a name card?’ came his next unbelievable question...)

KNN WTF..."叫鸡...谁带卡片?" was my rude answer....FUCKED...almost forgot I am not in my own playground...still so garang...

(KNN WTF...’No one carry a name card when looking for a WL?’ was my rude answer....FUCKED...almost forgot I am not in my own playground...still so garang...)

[BT8888]

Bro/Sis
What is the best translation for ‘叫鸡’?
Thanks.

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Travels in HK and China (Part 4)

Half and hour and almost mid nite, a swee girl walked in...."老板 你的女人来了..请进..."....

(Half and hour and almost mid nite, a swee girl walked in....,Boss, your WL is here. Please come in’...)

Wa lau...finally...followed the girl through....

inside was a bed and a shower....nothing fancy....

The girl took my clothes and hanged them behind the door....She then took off her clothes and followed me into the shower.....

The shower sprayed with hot water and she was like washing my prick with hot water.....wa lan...water very hot.....whoooo.....

After that we came out and we rested on the bed....smells like a lot of people have used them before....

Fuck la...call chicken is like that wan mah.....

She then bend down and took out a condom and put into her mouth....

She lowered her mouth and then capped me with it.....

She then spring out of bed and brought a cup of hot water and gave me a BLOW.....

Ok ok ok it is SOP I know all brothers go through this...nothing to rave about....

Hard on, I just rammed and released....In 15 minutes it was all over....

commercial sex what to expect....sian liao and walked out....

Charlie was still there waiting.....

"Hey buddy what are you still doing here? Thought you left already?"

"wa lau eh...Brian what happened...you fucked all the women in the brothel hah?... how come so long ?" came Charlie.....

"Ahem...you know la"...pretend pretend....was my reply....

"No lah no lah....told you what happened inside...."

When I finished my story....he said...."You want to know why he keep asking for your name card?"....

"What he want repeated business?"......I blurted....

"No lah you toot...! He thought you are ANTI VICE lah...the way you dress looks just like one...No HK person dress like you except the ANTI VICE and recently there were a lot of raid in the neighbourhood...thats why he asks for your name card and made you wait so long....waiting to see got raid or not?"....

"Huh....knn ...no wonder...HEY CB la you knn know got raid also dont tell me...." I fucked him....

"I told you already mah...say I cannot go in...." "But they will not be hard on tourists lah...so I never say...paiseh cos you already F me just now at the massage parlour...." (CHARLIE)

Fucking hell, having friends from HK is really one brand new experience every time.....

"Aiya fucked la, you always got something to say...Where now?"

"Wa lau you really Singaporean or not at this time thought you all already go home and sleep..." (Charlie)....

"WHERE?" came my louder answer....

"Let us go to the Banana Club for drinks......" He suggested.....

"Let us go..."...Sudden urge to see new fresh chicks....a bit sian of chicken now.....

"BTW Charlie how is your sister now? Havent seen her for a while?" I poked him....

He looked up at me and say like WTF....

"Hahaha...joking joking."...dont know what is wrong with friends...all willing to die for you and when you talk about their sister only...wa lau all changed liao....DEFINITELY A GOOD IDEA NOT TO LET HIM THAT I FUCKED HIS SISTER BEFORE... ...AND DEFINITELY A GOOD IDEA THAT I ALREADY FUCKED HIS SISTER.... CB Guy...

[mickylwk]

good work, thanks for your efforts....:D

upz you when power recover..

[BT8888]

good work, thanks for your efforts....:D

upz you when power recover..

Thanks for your comment.


Travels in HK and China (Part 5)


Banana Club was an interesting place for me....

Last time I came with Charlie...knn some guys became drunk and started to hug some the women patrons and fight broke out...

KNN very interesting leh...thought these type of scenes only happen in the movies.....

"So Charlie...whats happening?"....

"Bartender 2 heinekens..."....

"ok coming up..." came a voice....

The place got some renovation done more chic now....

We made our way to a cubicle and got seated down.....

They were playing some chic music and there are 2 pole dancers on stage...with lighted flooring.....Aiya...COYOTE UGLY... 2nd generation..Asian....

"先生..." came our drinks....Whooa swee charbo...."Hi 我是JOEY..."

(‘Mr… ’came our drinks...WOW! What a pretty gal..."Hi, I’m JOEY...’)

...Whooa...swee...tank top with tight pants.....

(...WOW! Pretty! Tank top with tight pants...)

Charlie and I looked at each after she left out table....

"Sweeeee....." came from both of us......

('Pretty...' came from both of us...)

"Drink...." and we finished the beer in one breath.......

"CB Charlie, tonight you are really CB and out of form lah....." I quipped.....

"Sorry lah Brian.... Tonight's drinks here all on me ok?" ......(Charlie)....

"CB La...Fuck you if you are not my buddy...really ar".....

And we started laughing....

"Joey..." Charlie gave her the V sign....she replied "OK no problem..."

...the drinks came and we drank and drank and drank......

Came 5am Charlie was dead to the world and I am like half drunk....

He started to vomit....

Shit....and Joey came over..."你的FRIEND很醉....!"

(Shit....and Joey came over...’Your FRIEND is drunk...!’)

"SORRY JOEY, 不好意思...".I apologised.."不要紧...见的多了..晚晚都有...没有事...我帮你"

(‘SORRY JOEY, Pai Seh...".I apologised..’Don’t mention…I’m used to it…I’ve seen enough of it…Almost every night…No problem…I’ll help you.’)

[topcook1]

Good one..camping for more..

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Travels in HK and China (Part 6)


Joey helped to hold Charlie after I settled the bill...CB HK...made me pay...conned again....

We tumbled with Charlie to the street to get a cab....

We got into a cab "王大仙"me to the cabbie....No no no..not going there to pray...but that is where Charlie stay...BTW it is name of place and not just a temple's name only..."

(We got into a cab ‘ Wong Tai Sin Temple’ me to the cabbie....No no no..not going there to pray...but that is where Charlie stay...BTW it is name of place and not just a temple's name only...")


You may view the photo of Wong Tai Sin Temple:-

Hong Kong :: Wong Tai Sin picture by BT8888 - Photobucket (http://s696.photobucket.com/albums/vv323/BT8888/Hong%20Kong/?action=view&current=WongTaiSin-Copy.jpg)

I believed Charlie’s sister stay in those apartment in the vicinity of Wong Tai Sin.

BTW, Wong Tai Sin is the name of the MTR station along the Kwun Tong Line (观塘线)

*In HK, MRT is known as MTR*


Upon reaching, I called Amanda....Charlie's sister....Both of them have been staying together since their parents divorced and their Mum who was staying with them died 3 years back.....

"Amanda,是我..."...when she picked up...

(‘Amanda,is me..."...when she picked up...)

"Brian? 你什么时候回来?...."

(‘Brian? What time you will be back?...’)


"你的阿哥喝醉酒...我们在楼下...就上来...记得开门"....Me....

(Your brother is drunk…We’re at down stair…Coming up soon…Open the door for me’…Me…)

"Oh" and she hanged up....

9th floor I remembered.....

Old estate.....

"Hi Amanda...."

"Brian..." She opened the door and hugged me....

Women ...they dont really care about their bros sometime....

Thank God I have none in this lifetime to worry about them.....

"帮我...."still holding on to her drunk brother....

(‘Help me…’ still holding on to her drunken brother....)

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Travels in HK and China (Part 7)


We put Charlie in his room and help to take off his pants leaving him in his boxer shorts....

Coming to the living room, "Amanda 有没有衣服...我想冲凉...." I was tired....

(Coming to the living room, "Amanda, do you have any clothes for me…I would like to take a shower…’ I was tired....)

"我拿啊哥的衣服"....and she disappeared....

(‘You can use my brother’s clothes...and she disappeared....)


Made my way to the bathroom and turned on the shower....

"Hot shower...Great..."....."Brian 你的衣服...."..Amanda came with the clothes...

(‘Hot shower...Great...".....’Brian, my brother’s clothes. It’s for you…’..Amanda came with the clothes...)


"Thanks"...and I closed the door after taking them....

油条..粥...were on the table when I came out of the bathroom....

(Deep-fried dough sticks…porridge… were on the table when I came out of the bathroom....)

A copy of the 苹果newspaper was laying there....

(A copy of the Apple newspaper was laying there....)

Today's copy....

"Amanda你在那里?..一起来吃"....

(‘Amanda, why are you?...Come! Shall we have early breakfast together?’…)

No replies...A note by the side..."SEVEN ELEVEN"...

Oh ok...came to mind....Start to reading my favourite newspaper 八卦newspaper....

(Oh ok...came to mind....Start to reading my favourite newspaper gossip newspaper....)

Just loved all the crap written...half truths with full truths...back home where got all this ...

After finishing the paper...took a look into my buddy..."DEAD TO THE WORLD".....

Turned on the TV and horse racing was on....never like the sport ...changed channel to something else....

Amanda then came through the door with some bags of vegetables and a bag marked SEVEN ELEVEN....