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KatoeyLover69
01-10-2009, 01:29 PM
Came across the following advertisement in yesterday's Sin Chew Jit Poh newspaper :-

Thai's World Traditional Massage
7A & 8A Jalan Desamas
Taman Desamas
81000 Kulai, Johor
( Located on the Main Road, next to TESCO, Kulai )
H/p : 019-726 6739 & 016-735 8839
Business Hours : 10.00 a.m. to 11.00 p.m.

Services Provided ( 15% discount ) :-
Foot Massage
Traditional Thai Massage
Half Body Massage
Thai Aromatherapy
Sports Massage
Scrub Body Massage

HERBAL BALLS MASSAGE
* Relieve Back Ache Muscle
* Improve Blood Flow ( Circulation )
* Loosen Stiff Muscles
* Reduce Swelling

deadwalker
01-10-2009, 01:56 PM
you know how much is it>>???

kankaro
01-10-2009, 06:02 PM
wah ... i am kindof interested in the "herbal BALLS massage" ... any extra info on this service ?

KatoeyLover69
01-10-2009, 07:01 PM
wah ... i am kindof interested in the "herbal BALLS massage" ... any extra info on this service ?

Wau lau ! Great minds think alike !

I am also interested in the "Herbal Balls Massage" ...... I think they use a mixture of herbs to do "jua gen" on your 2 balls ...... must try it out ..... anybody want to 'fast leg fast hand' go to Kulai and give us your FR ???

weichang222
01-10-2009, 08:31 PM
HERBAL BALLS MASSAGE
* Relieve Back Ache Muscle
--- 1st time hear massage balls can relieve back ache muscle >> must try!

* Improve Blood Flow ( Circulation )
--- lotsa blood vessels ard didi area >> die die must try!

* Loosen Stiff Muscles
--- if can make didi very stiff >> why not, must try!

* Reduce Swelling
--- have to increase swelling to make didi hard >> errmm.. don't know how… 100% chop must try!

My guess is to pour some herbal oil on the body, then use some kind of small wooden ball/plastic ball to apply pressure on the different body parts. If using fingers to apply pressure, smaller contact surface, so pressure is concentrated at a smaller point. If using wooden ball/plastic ball, bigger contact surface, then the applied pressure can spread evenly, so more comfortable?? Curiousity kills the cat, I must try 1st to prevent cats from dying, haha… :eek:

kankaro
01-10-2009, 11:05 PM
got use "meat balls" ? i prefer size B and above ...

KatoeyLover69
02-10-2009, 04:51 PM
wah ... i am kindof interested in the "herbal BALLS massage" ... any extra info on this service ?

you know how much is it>>???

Call the H/p nos. listed on item # 1 of this thread to find out ........

I tried calling but the receptionist spoke to me in Mandarin and I don't understand her ..... I "catch no ball" ........ it's like a chicken speaking to a duck !

goodguy
05-10-2009, 01:07 AM
Aiyoh bro! the herbal ball masaj is not masaj your two testicle lar! Wat dey mean is herbal packed into ball shape in cloth n use it to masaj your body! Hamsup fellas see the word "Balls" only tink abt their two balls tat dangle between their legs! heh heh heh....teruk lar u all.

KatoeyLover69
05-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Aiyoh bro! the herbal ball masaj is not masaj your two testicle lar! Wat dey mean is herbal packed into ball shape in cloth n use it to masaj your body! Hamsup fellas see the word "Balls" only tink abt their two balls tat dangle between their legs! heh heh heh....teruk lar u all.

Bro GoodGuy,

You are 100% correct !

I tried 60 mins Thai traditional massage + 60 mins "herbal balls massage" yesterday .... the "herbal balls" is a piece of cloth in the shape of a "ball" with herbs inside .... steam the balls and use the "balls" on your back & thighs

Total Damage : RM 124.20 (after 15% discount

Comments : Not worth it !

kankaro
05-10-2009, 09:19 PM
wah ... next time come out drink kopi katoeylover69 bro ... i treat u kopi ... u just saved me RM$124.20 :)

KatoeyLover69
06-10-2009, 01:31 PM
[QUOTE=kankaro;4169779]wah ... next time come out drink kopi katoeylover69 bro ... i treat u kopi ... u just saved me RM$124.20 [QOTE]

Thanks for the offer ! :D [COLOR="darkred"]Where and when shall I meet you ?

kankaro
06-10-2009, 05:31 PM
i am based at Ulu Tiram or Masai area so let me know dude :)

btw wanna go the setiah indah one this weekend again or u wanna go support bro weichang ?