Hanoi

[naemlo]

whats the action inside like?

Go in, choose a ger, escort to a "room", strip, clean your didi, HJ, BBBJ, clean up, tips, pay at the counter n f off :D

ahah will there be like 10-20 bros turning out together?

Doubt so.... Guess about 5 ppl. :D

[qwerty78]

Go in, choose a ger, escort to a "room", strip, clean your didi, HJ, BBBJ, clean up, tips, pay at the counter n f off :D



cool, thank you for the info. tomorrow try solo mission.

dunno viet ok hor?

i only know "cam on" "xin loi" "mot hai ba bon nam sau bay tam chin muoi"
"chai" "fai" "dut qua" "xin chao" "khong"

other know but cannot remember


haha...

[ThunderPriest]

In that case, outing postponed to Friday evening. Meet 7pm for dinner and then ECA. All those interested please PM me you mobile number.

Please read instruction carefully this time.. [PM ME YOUR MOBILE NUMBER].
Me definitely ON! text me location and time

[naemlo]

cool, thank you for the info. tomorrow try solo mission.

dunno viet ok hor?

Definitely ok, cos u will be paying 2 or 3 times more than local. :D

[deptrai4u]

cool, thank you for the info. tomorrow try solo mission.

dunno viet ok hor?

i only know "cam on" "xin loi" "mot hai ba bon nam sau bay tam chin muoi"
"chai" "fai" "dut qua" "xin chao" "khong"

other know but cannot remember


haha...

Good for you to try solo... and pls submit FR after encounter.

[naemlo]

Good for you to try solo... and pls submit FR after encounter.

Your old playground. :D

[qwerty78]

Ok my FR for today. Please dun zap me if i say something wrong.

It was 9pm. Took a cab intending to go to Sakura Club @ 36,CAT LINH, DONG DA, Phone:047342895.

There was too many address on my list, the old taxi driver read the wrong address and bring me to Relax 2 36,QUANG TRUNG. Haha. Ok never mind check out the place since i am here.

First impression, looks like any normal pub in Singapore. A few attendants wear red tee shirts to park motorbikes and open taxi door for you. Inside can see some babes around. But mostly talking to angmos. Dunno vietnamese and sensing i cannot get any action, i left the place, took a cab and head to my objective

Reach the place. Taxi driver brought me to wrong place again. 40, CAT LINH instead of 36. ok never mind again. walk down the street. Once i reach there, i saw neon lights flashing. SAKURA CLUB. ahhh...found it. But funny, no massage shops visible. Only saw a passage way for car to drive in. and a few men guarding the gate (i think, they were playing Chinese chess). Then i saw the signboard. there was some company listed at the driveway. SAKURA was 1 of them. Ask the man there, pointed me in a general direction and i followed in. Saw the main door and went in. Info for bros, opening hours : 10am to 12am. Price starts from 180k/250k/300k/350k/450k/550k Dong

Counter girl know some English. point to price list and say pay first. Took the 350k package(Some VIP package i cannot remember details. Price lower than that i think is common shower. Not sure) and she led me into a room. Room is private room with steam bath(ginger smell inside. Dunno wat they put) took off my clothes and proceed to wash up and enter steam bath.
Halfway thru, the main show came in. Look like some typical village girl with good complexion. Not a looker. But decent.

Ask me to wait while she prepare the bath. Done preparing and ask me to come out. I act shy enter the tub with the towel. She giggled and signal me to take off the towel. standard bath with shampoo with some playful squeeze of my nipples and giggle to herself. Finish bath. Dry me properly and ask me to lay on the massage table. SOP massage. Not much strength but complete job done to whole body. In between ask me my name and how old. That all the English she knows. (other then massage baby which comes out later haha) Told me she is Hai Hai (22years old). Tickle my body occasionally, start to be playful. sometimes "accidentally" touching my bro.

When almost finishing, she said she hot. "num" or something. I took a towel to dry her of her sweat. She giggled abit and hug me. Hug abit, kissed abit (no tongue) she press my nipples again and this time i took revenge. press back her breast and soon she popped the golden question. Ask for 500k(ha ha) i said 200K. She lowered to 400k. i said no. She started to 撒娇 with me. i still said no. Finally, i'm tired of haggling, and we settled on 300k. ( maybe abit ex. but too tired to fight for less)

SOP HJ, i start to auto roam and kiss her during that time. Can finger her. But minor resistance. Ha ha. But cannot undress because she scared being discovered by someone and "Cong an" will put handcuff (tie my hands with the towel). She sucked and bit on my nipples and dunno why her saliva dripped out (disgusting) she manage to block it before it dripped on my body.

Job done, head for shower again to clean up. Dry me again and help me dress up. At the same time squeezing my nipples again. Climb on my back somemore. Hand her the money, shake hands, hug and kissed goodbye.

sorry for such a long story. Some bros coming for just a few day PMed me and ask too many questions(should PM the experts here. Not me). So i guess i will be more detail with my FR for those that want to solo mission.

For bros not too familiar with Vietnam, taxi around the city should not cost you more then 60-100k to the popular areas ( i think. Senior bros please advise) and always insist on meter. Some act blur never on until i told them to do so. Big taxi co like malinh, is more trustworthy. Just be wary of those picantos and small daewoos. After 11pm try not to walk alone. Street is almost dead. Nobody walks here anyway. If need to walk, stick to main roads.

Write address with the funny symbols on top to show taxi drivers if possible. Some of them have problem reading the words without the symbols (took slightly longer and need to confirm with someone else sometimes)

[ThunderPriest]

Actually, stick only to the reputable taxis, and never take those that seems to be parked at popular spots waving at you; e.g., Vincom, Quan An Ngon, Hoan Kiem, etc. Most of those there rig their meters. When in doubt, stick to only Hanoi Taxi and Mailinh Taxi.

[xiaolang7]

It's been a while since I posted a FR but Deptrai kept pressing me for it, so...

Today, feeling bored so gave Bro Deptrai a call and the familiar warm hello is heard on the other line.
We decided to go for BJ joint which I never been to before.
Met up with him @ the place and the first impression is it's really a hair saloon though without any hairdressers or customers.

A guy brought into the inner room with just some curtains and gestured that I can strip and wait for the gal.
Within a minute a sweet looking gal came in and told me to lie on the bed.
Then she started to wipe my didi with clean wraps for sanitation I supposed.

Next was the HJ which was quite painful to me cos she didn't use any cream and then she proceed to BJ me just for a while, then HJ again.
As it was too painful for me so I stopped the session paid her and left with Deptrai, told him I am not done yet, how??


So he brought me to the infamous La Thanh Hotel, which I've been there before, I think it's still the best massage place.

So anyway, was told to pay 100k VND for massage, very soon a guy escoted me to a room. Took off all my clothes and, knock knock... a sweet looking gal pops in, 26 yrs old. Best part she can speak quite good english which I am quite surprised.

Anyway I got into the room close the door turn on the steam and gosh in no time all entire room is filled with herbal steam... couldn't take the strong smell of the herbs so I turn off the steam and went for a quick shower.

Came out of shower and whey saw the girl in blue top and short blue skirt (underneath she's wearing shorts). Again she gestured to me to lie on the bed with my head facing down.
Asked her for her name and found out it was Mai...

I quite enjoyed it the massage very much!
Then she pointed to my didi and said "massage here" with a sweet smile...and I juz nod my head. She's really taking her time to make me feel good and there's no rushing at all. I was rubbing her thighs and creeping up her shorts feeling the smoothness and roundness of her supple ass/breast... till cum loh...

Her Profile:

Name : Mai
Age : 26
Look : 7/10
Tits: : B-Cup
HJ: 7/10
GFE: 7/10
Total damage: 100k + 200k tips

RTF: YES.....

[qwerty78]

It's been a while since I posted a FR but Deptrai kept pressing me for it, so...

Name : Mai
Age : 26
Look : 7/10
Tits: : B-Cup
HJ: 7/10
GFE: 7/10
Total damage: 100k + 200k tips

RTF: YES.....

looks like im checking out la thanh tomorrow :D

[deptrai4u]

looks like im checking out la thanh tomorrow :D

Already told you to do so.. so go go go and submit FR, ok?

[qwerty78]

Already told you to do so.. so go go go and submit FR, ok?

i ask for your advice about damage leh.. no reply.


after seeing FR, mai tu liao. hehe.

[deptrai4u]

i ask for your advice about damage leh.. no reply.


after seeing FR, mai tu liao. hehe.

aiyoh, bro... when i provide leads.. no need ask further questions one... just go! Pao Jiak one!

[naemlo]

i ask for your advice about damage leh.. no reply.




I still owe u something... see ya.

aiyoh, bro... when i provide leads.. no need ask further questions one... just go! Pao Jiak one!

I nothing to do whole afternoon, any pao jiak place to go? :rolleyes::D

[qwerty78]

I still owe u something... see ya.
I nothing to do whole afternoon, any pao jiak place to go? :rolleyes::D

Hey Bro, I wanna thank you for hanging out with me yesterday and trying hard to show me a good time. Can see you are really expert here.

Too bad i do not know enough Vietnamese to start a conversation. haha. Chicken and duck talk too difficult.

Paiseh i too noob to up you as dun have points yet.

Anyway. Thanks!:D

[naemlo]

Can see you are really expert here.



Wow, then deptrai n TP are what in Hanoi?? :D You have not meet them, your jaw will drop if you see them in action. :eek:

[deptrai4u]

Wow, then deptrai n TP are what in Hanoi?? :D You have not meet them, your jaw will drop if you see them in action. :eek:

Aiyah, dun be so humble la.. everyone look at the points and your cocky avatar everyone know who is the lady-killer here liao. We not even qualified to help you remove your condom after your session man!

[qwerty78]

Aiyah, dun be so humble la.. everyone look at the points and your cocky avatar everyone know who is the lady-killer here liao. We not even qualified to help you remove your condom after your session man!

hey, i thought you guys got gathering today?

[ThunderPriest]

Wow, then deptrai n TP are what in Hanoi?? :D You have not meet them, your jaw will drop if you see them in action. :eek:
Naemlo is the real lady killer... use his charm to work on women, not like poor old me who can only depend on pictures of Uncle Ho...

[naemlo]

Naemlo is the real lady killer...

Aiyah, dun be so humble la.. everyone look at the points and your cocky avatar everyone know who is the lady-killer here liao.

Both of u can make a good tag team.... tiu le si fatt. :D

hey, i thought you guys got gathering today?

I sms u twice but no reply, u sms me but I didn't rcv anything. :o The last I sms TP also almost the same problem...... He rcv my sms hours later. :D

[xiaolang7]

last nite Naemlo fell in love wif a waitress in Matador, as he's veri high @ that time so "molested" her hand....
I muz say she's real jude, the kind that u wuld want to marry. Of cos tis jus my view.
Anyway Naemlo forgot to asked for her number, so now "sum ci ci"....
He "sick" & certainly needs help soon...

[deptrai4u]

last nite Naemlo fell in love wif a waitress in Matador, as he's veri high @ that time so "molested" her hand....
I muz say she's real jude, the kind that u wuld want to marry. Of cos tis jus my view.
Anyway Naemlo forgot to asked for her number, so now "sum ci ci"....
He "sick" & certainly needs help soon...

if you fall in love with any girls in Matador, the first thing is to check with TP if he has already put his personal stamp on that girl or not... most of the jude girls there TP already QC.

[naemlo]

He "sick" & certainly needs help soon...

I'm cured.. now another waitress... :D

most of the jude girls there TP already QC.

I know this... that's y i always say.... Hanoi idols.... Handsome man n TP.... :D

[ThunderPriest]

if you fall in love with any girls in Matador, the first thing is to check with TP if he has already put his personal stamp on that girl or not... most of the jude girls there TP already QC.
Where got? I still learning from the handsome master of Hanoi :D!

But the one Naemlo like quite a hard nut to crack. Bro Naemlo turned on his charm also she resist, but that is what makes it so exciting. The harder the hunt, the sweeter the butterfly!

[naemlo]

Bro Naemlo turned on his charm also she resist, but that is what makes it so exciting. The harder the hunt, the sweeter the butterfly!

Haizzzz, need too much effort... :o

[xiaolang7]

Haha... so funny naemlo changes target so fast.
Wish u good luck though with the new gal!

Ice Queen finally melted but too bad I got to leave for HCM today.
Next time when I return she will probably forgotten me... :(

Wah HCM really got lot's of chio bus who dress really well, should try to get a piece of these asses this week.... but here I got no lobangs.
Had pm Reaper, so waiting for his response.

Lastly, many thanks to the bros in Hanoi who make this trip very interesting and eventful.
Deptrai, Thunder Priest, Naemlo and Restoor

So till we meet again!
Take care!
Cheerio :D

[naemlo]

Haha... so funny naemlo changes target so fast.
Wish u good luck though with the new gal!


I change gers like changing my under wear... daily must change. :D

[deptrai4u]

I change gers like changing my under wear... daily must change. :D

FR on KTV this afternoon
===================
Kenna activation by TP, all seniors rendevous at KTV at BTX. TP was first to arrive at 1700h, followed by me at 1720h, Naemlo at 1735h and Posted at 1755h. By 1800h, all were busy squeezing breasts and inspecting Chu Chi tunnels.

We sing till 2000h and left separate ways.

Overall, everyone rate the sessions very very good;

TP - reading palm talk till his girl cried tears of joy!

Naemlo - nearly cum

Posted - mind over matter... how not to bonk another gorgeous girl? She liked him so much that without asking she showed him her rose buds and head-lamps automatically.

Me? - got follow up tomorrow somemore! She invited me to go her house for lunch tomorrow! She said only she and her 75 years old grandmother at home. hope she does not mean to introduce me to her grandmother to be her bf!??


Total damage - VND1.25mil for rooms and beers and song.
Tips for girls - VND200k (although we highly suspected Naemlo gave VND300k secretly)

[naemlo]

Naemlo - nearly cum



Yes she is beside me now. This batch is good.



hope she does not mean to introduce me to her grandmother to be her bf!??


Wow huge tits.... :D

[naemlo]

Tips for girls - VND200k (although we highly suspected Naemlo gave VND300k secretly)

Dun suspect.... :D

Finally I found my dream sex in Hanoi. 1 of the best sex I had. Very good gf feeling. Good french, I lost to her on this. Good solid non stop bbbj in various positions even 69. With very wet hole which I was very surprised. If can't find another good sex, I will definitely look for her again. Damage 1 mil. My sex angel.

[ThunderPriest]

YAY! Naemlo lost his Hanoi virginity! Me... had totally wild times last night at 1pm, and again this morning at 7am... KNN, almost late for work. Didn't want money some more (i did my routine of, if i invite you out tonight, you are a hostess, but tomorrow, you are a lover... and at 12.01, it is tomorrow :)).
Still... slipped her 500K and told her it is to buy her a gift which unfortunately I don't have time to go shopping for. Arranging repeat exercise tonight. Then... my other regular called me 10 mins ago, say tonight want to see me... what to do, what to do?

[ThunderPriest]

FR on KTV this afternoon
===================
Kenna activation by TP, all seniors rendevous at KTV at BTX. TP was first to arrive at 1700h, followed by me at 1720h, Naemlo at 1735h and Posted at 1755h. By 1800h, all were busy squeezing breasts and inspecting Chu Chi tunnels.

We sing till 2000h and left separate ways.

Overall, everyone rate the sessions very very good;

TP - reading palm talk till his girl cried tears of joy!

Naemlo - nearly cum

Posted - mind over matter... how not to bonk another gorgeous girl? She liked him so much that without asking she showed him her rose buds and head-lamps automatically.

Me? - got follow up tomorrow somemore! She invited me to go her house for lunch tomorrow! She said only she and her 75 years old grandmother at home. hope she does not mean to introduce me to her grandmother to be her bf!??


Total damage - VND1.25mil for rooms and beers and song.
Tips for girls - VND200k (although we highly suspected Naemlo gave VND300k secretly)
actually, not tears of joy. I read palm, and asked, is she happy with her current boyfriend? She hesitated before she said the standard "I still no boyfriend". So, I latched on to that and started saying how life has been so cruel to her, and say I think her current or immediate ex is a married man, or at least has a very serious girlfriend and she is just a toy to him (it's usually a very safe bet to say that cause VN men are like that, and the gals always suspect). In this case, turned out to be very true and she started crying... not the bawling type but the tears starts to leak out type... turns out I am a prophet. I feel so bad. But then, I did make it up to her last night (and this morning) by giving her three orgasms per session :D

[naemlo]

Currently, I'm so bored in apartment.... Any bro in Hanoi can help?? :D

[deptrai4u]

Currently, I'm so bored in apartment.... Any bro in Hanoi can help?? :D

so when we go hunting again?

[naemlo]

so when we go hunting again?

Later or next week when I'm back.... :D

[sensuous_les]

FR on KTV this afternoon
===================
Kenna activation by TP, all seniors rendevous at KTV at BTX. TP was first to arrive at 1700h, followed by me at 1720h, Naemlo at 1735h and Posted at 1755h. By 1800h, all were busy squeezing breasts and inspecting Chu Chi tunnels.

We sing till 2000h and left separate ways.

Overall, everyone rate the sessions very very good;

TP - reading palm talk till his girl cried tears of joy!

Naemlo - nearly cum

Posted - mind over matter... how not to bonk another gorgeous girl? She liked him so much that without asking she showed him her rose buds and head-lamps automatically.

Me? - got follow up tomorrow somemore! She invited me to go her house for lunch tomorrow! She said only she and her 75 years old grandmother at home. hope she does not mean to introduce me to her grandmother to be her bf!??


Total damage - VND1.25mil for rooms and beers and song.
Tips for girls - VND200k (although we highly suspected Naemlo gave VND300k secretly)

I have been to Vietnam several times. Sad to say, i have nvr experience such a good KTV as above before. So if possible, pls share the KTV ctc to me. Plss...sssss

[Carrot007]

FR on KTV this afternoon
===================

Overall, everyone rate the sessions very very good;

TP - reading palm talk till his girl cried tears of joy!

Naemlo - nearly cum

Posted - mind over matter... how not to bonk another gorgeous girl? She liked him so much that without asking she showed him her rose buds and head-lamps automatically.

Me? - got follow up tomorrow somemore! She invited me to go her house for lunch tomorrow! She said only she and her 75 years old grandmother at home. hope she does not mean to introduce me to her grandmother to be her bf!??


I have been to Vietnam several times. Sad to say, i have nvr experience such a good KTV as above before. So if possible, pls share the KTV ctc to me. Plss...sssss

This kind of happy ending not always achievable by any layman.. but only exclusive to the 4 heavenly kings of Hanoi.

Deptrai - Mr Handsome, the old timer who attracts woman like a magnet.
ThunderPriest - The charmer with an attitude.
Posted - The young man who sings viet songs better than its original singer !
Namelo - The new ladykiller, who's hitting hanoi like a storm.

:D

[ThunderPriest]

This kind of happy ending not always achievable by any layman.. but only exclusive to the 4 heavenly kings of Hanoi.

Deptrai - Mr Handsome, the old timer who attracts woman like a magnet.
ThunderPriest - The charmer with an attitude.
Posted - The young man who sings viet songs better than its original singer !
Namelo - The new ladykiller, who's hitting hanoi like a storm.

:D
CARROTTTTTTTTTT!!! Long time no see... when you come back ar? The cutie in 17 keep asking me about you.

The only attitude I have is the hum sap attitude ;) all other comments very true. When Posted sing, he literally will melt the underwear off the girls. Bro Naemlo flashes his cocky grin and the girls start to leak lubricant. Deptrai just sit there do nothing, and the gals will rape him!

[naemlo]

Namelo - The new ladykiller, who's hitting hanoi like a storm.


Comparing to them, I'm a newbie with Mr Ho as my best pal.

Bro Naemlo flashes his cocky grin and the girls start to leak lubricant.

U forget I have Mr Ho pic in my pocket. Gers see his pic, wet wet liao.

[Carrot007]

CARROTTTTTTTTTT!!! Long time no see... when you come back ar? The cutie in 17 keep asking me about you.


I am dying to go over to hang out with you guys there... but its not so easy for me to fly nowadays due to the bad market situation. :(

Comparing to them, I'm a newbie with Mr Ho as my best pal.

U forget I have Mr Ho pic in my pocket. Gers see his pic, wet wet liao.

Don't be humble lah... not like you leh...

[naemlo]

Don't be humble lah... not like you leh...

Have to be humbled when TP and Deptrai are Hanoi. :D

[sensuous_les]

[QUOTE=Carrot007;3779100]This kind of happy ending not always achievable by any layman.. but only exclusive to the 4 heavenly kings of Hanoi.

/QUOTE]

Wow, so 'ngiow' one. I thought the forum was meant to share information, but......sigh......

Seems that Vn bro's at down south are more wiling to share. No choice lor, I will have to explore myself.

[qwerty78]

FR on KTV this afternoon
===================
Kenna activation by TP, all seniors rendevous at KTV at BTX. TP was first to arrive at 1700h, followed by me at 1720h, Naemlo at 1735h and Posted at 1755h. By 1800h, all were busy squeezing breasts and inspecting Chu Chi tunnels.

We sing till 2000h and left separate ways.

Overall, everyone rate the sessions very very good;

TP - reading palm talk till his girl cried tears of joy!

Naemlo - nearly cum

Posted - mind over matter... how not to bonk another gorgeous girl? She liked him so much that without asking she showed him her rose buds and head-lamps automatically.

Me? - got follow up tomorrow somemore! She invited me to go her house for lunch tomorrow! She said only she and her 75 years old grandmother at home. hope she does not mean to introduce me to her grandmother to be her bf!??


Total damage - VND1.25mil for rooms and beers and song.
Tips for girls - VND200k (although we highly suspected Naemlo gave VND300k secretly)


wah kaoz... you guys got so many interesting stories after i went back... damn....

[qwerty78]

[QUOTE=Carrot007;3779100]This kind of happy ending not always achievable by any layman.. but only exclusive to the 4 heavenly kings of Hanoi.

/QUOTE]

Wow, so 'ngiow' one. I thought the forum was meant to share information, but......sigh......

Seems that Vn bro's at down south are more wiling to share. No choice lor, I will have to explore myself.

HCM and hanoi are 2 quite different places

[naemlo]

Seems that Vn bro's at down south are more wiling to share. No choice lor, I will have to explore myself.

Ok I will give u a address, will u go n explore yourself??? :rolleyes: Lien tri.... Go, explore n post a FR and for goodness sake, "thank me".

To all cheongsters on behalf of TP and Deptrai, guess they have the same problem as me.

I have been receiving pm from a lot of bros in this forum. asking me about JKT, BKK, Hanoi... told them where to go... in the end, no 2 words of "thank you" or if that place I recommended is bad, they will will blame me.

Fuck, We dun own ppl an answer. We spent time and money to explore all shit..... furthermore this thread has plenty to share. Go and read.

The best advice for all newbie coming to Hanoi, go Hanoi or Fortuna Hotel. They are a lot of fucking chio gers there which won't disappoint you.

I always state in JKT thread and I will do it in Hanoi thread. If you polite and sincere, just ask me out, buy me a beer and I will bring you to all the shit in Hanoi.

Taking ppl weakness.... TP and Deptrai.... how how how????

I have an life example.... a few samsters asked me a lot of questions about a certain city and the cheong places. I tried my best to help them. But when I want to go to the city they know, I asked them but they very reluctant to answer my question. Fuck, never mind.... I learnt my lesson. Get my story???

[naemlo]

wah kaoz... you guys got so many interesting stories after i went back... damn....

When u going hanoi again??? :D This time no sms, but call.

[sensuous_les]

Ok I will give u a address, will u go n explore yourself??? :rolleyes: Lien tri.... Go, explore n post a FR and for goodness sake, "thank me".


First, let me thank you. But can you give more detail like full address and the KTV name? If have mummy name for reference, even better.
Anyway i can only explore it in my next trip as I am going back to SIN this evening. So will have to wait patiently for my FR.......

Sad to hear that some samster are reluctant to give you cheong info. I am definitely not one of them. Besides VN, i also frequent Taiwan. Let me know if you need its info.

I will be glad to share its info !:)

[sensuous_les]

The best advice for all newbie coming to Hanoi, go Hanoi or Fortuna Hotel. They are a lot of fucking chio gers there which won't disappoint you.


Yes, I always stayed these 2 hotels whenever I came to Hanoi. A lot of chio gers is true. But both KTV are expensive and the playability are not that great (a lot of road block).
My local sales ever brought me to those cheap local KTV, but again road block. I nvr experience any good KTV in Vn as fun as those we found in SIN. Even massage also strictly HJ only. I read about the BJ joint, but was not so daring to go on my own. :o

[albert141]

I'm sorry to hear about your parasite problems.

Ok I will give u a address, will u go n explore yourself??? :rolleyes: Lien tri.... Go, explore n post a FR and for goodness sake, "thank me".

To all cheongsters on behalf of TP and Deptrai, guess they have the same problem as me.

I have been receiving pm from a lot of bros in this forum. asking me about JKT, BKK, Hanoi... told them where to go... in the end, no 2 words of "thank you" or if that place I recommended is bad, they will will blame me.

Fuck, We dun own ppl an answer. We spent time and money to explore all shit..... furthermore this thread has plenty to share. Go and read.

The best advice for all newbie coming to Hanoi, go Hanoi or Fortuna Hotel. They are a lot of fucking chio gers there which won't disappoint you.

I always state in JKT thread and I will do it in Hanoi thread. If you polite and sincere, just ask me out, buy me a beer and I will bring you to all the shit in Hanoi.

Taking ppl weakness.... TP and Deptrai.... how how how????

I have an life example.... a few samsters asked me a lot of questions about a certain city and the cheong places. I tried my best to help them. But when I want to go to the city they know, I asked them but they very reluctant to answer my question. Fuck, never mind.... I learnt my lesson. Get my story???

[albert141]

Let me just add this to those who PM the 河内四大天王，please read the rest of the thread before posting. Valuable insights and advice is shared from the start. I began in Ha Noi this way too. Sitting in a cramped, unairconditioned hotel "business office" hooking up to the net with a dial up modem trying to get to SBF.

Getting your info, share it via a FR. However, I don't post FRs personally because of the same problem that Naemlo is facing right now. I should do so in future, come to think of it, and just ignore some of the more meaningless PMs that come in. Just like I have been ignoring some already.

When you're going to Ha Noi, if you can have a bit of spare time, meet the Big Four. I've tried to meet the famous Deptrai before but our schedules didn't match. He's harder to meet than Obama and the Pope put together :D If you can have time to cheong, take time out to meet the Big Four who will no doubt share more info with you when you meet them in person.

Don't be a standard issue Sillyporean who only wants to take, feels entitled to take and give nothing back. Worse, complain and whine like a prepubescent girl when things don't go your way.

There are "safer" options than Lien Tri (the ones I go to are in Giang Vo according to my suppliers. I don't remember much except that I wake up with women I don't recognize, in hotels I don't remember going to) such as Boss (Fortuna Hotel, Lang Ha street). Where you can get your small head excited and your carrot head chopped off. Remember then that if you want to really enjoy local KTVs, being able to speak Vietnamese is important. Try Cambridge Language School for 10 lessons at $400 at Peninsula Plaza.

Finally, remember that one has to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince. Not every KTV is "good" (cheap booze, good service, hot chicks and budget fucks) but the journey or the process to find one is where the fun is. No aunty in a market she doesn't frequent buys the first bag of fishballs at the first store she goes to. Walking around, checking out the goods, asking questions and bargaining are part of the process. If one is open minded enough, part of the fun.

I've said my piece. Sorry to ramble on.

[naemlo]

First, let me thank you. But can you give more detail like full address and the KTV name? If have mummy name for reference, even better.



Most local KTV dun have mummy.... Lien tri 18.


Sad to hear that some samster are reluctant to give you cheong info. I am definitely not one of them. Besides VN, i also frequent Taiwan. Let me know if you need its info.


Haizzzz I'm used to this treatment, so my policy now, read up n explore myself which was what I did when I was in JKT for 6 mths. Cheong, spent n I have all the info in my hand by myself, same as in BKK. Now in Hanoi, I humbly follow Deptrai n TP....they have lots of lobangs....:D

Yes, I always stayed these 2 hotels whenever I came to Hanoi. A lot of chio gers is true. But both KTV are expensive and the playability are not that great (a lot of road block).


The above r the best in term of look n language. The rest of the joints will be like a duck n chick.


I nvr experience any good KTV in Vn as fun as those we found in SIN.

That's the problem I facing all along when a samster find the joint is boring which I recommended... :o

I'm sorry to hear about your parasite problems.

Once u r long enough in this forum, you will face hundreds type of ppl. :D 1 kind of ppl, make use of others n blame others when it is not up to his expectation. Another type will ask for your help but when u ask for his, he will forever busy to reply.


When you're going to Ha Noi, if you can have a bit of spare time, meet the Big Four.


Who r the big 4?? I want to meet too. :D

[jackbl]

Then u will be the Killer of the 4 heavenly kings.... U hv the essence of all the 4 :D :p

but only exclusive to the 4 heavenly kings of Hanoi.

[jackbl]

My experience is that even u go to the same KTV but different gal u sit give u different feeling... Some are good and some are bored...

Remember then that if you want to really enjoy local KTVs, being able to speak Vietnamese is important. Try Cambridge Language School for 10 lessons at $400 at Peninsula Plaza.

[qwerty78]

My experience is that even u go to the same KTV but different gal u sit give u different feeling... Some are good and some are bored...

girls no good change lor

[qwerty78]

When u going hanoi again??? :D This time no sms, but call.


haha yah... sms cock up made me miss out the fun... damn..

next trip yet to be confirm... sian... start to miss hanoi already

[naemlo]

next trip yet to be confirm... sian... start to miss hanoi already

Miss the gers or Hanoi?? :rolleyes:

[etct88]

Miss the gers or Hanoi?? :rolleyes:

More like 'Miss the gers in Hanoi' ........... me too...... when I come, I bring beer ... me Viet pho have sugar daddy liao... SGD10k for the month (heard of):(:(

[naemlo]

More like 'Miss the gers in Hanoi' ........... me too...... when I come, I bring beer ... me Viet pho have sugar daddy liao... SGD10k for the month (heard of):(:(

Dun be sad... with SGD 10k u can get a lot more gers. :D

[deptrai4u]

First, let me thank you. But can you give more detail like full address and the KTV name? If have mummy name for reference, even better.
Anyway i can only explore it in my next trip as I am going back to SIN this evening. So will have to wait patiently for my FR.......

Sad to hear that some samster are reluctant to give you cheong info. I am definitely not one of them. Besides VN, i also frequent Taiwan. Let me know if you need its info.

I will be glad to share its info !:)

The reasons why we dun put FULL address and mummy contact .. etc etc is like that...:
1. So even if I give you Mummy's contact but she speaks Viet only, you call and tell her what!????
2.Even if you know, you go there also dun get same kind of service one. Even worst.. they chop your carrot if you dun go with same locals or 1 of the Heavenly 5 (4+1carrot).
3. Hanoi still very communist.. Cong An there could use this forum to cause trouble to our regular fun places if we post their full details here.
4. Really, a lot of fun at this kind of places has to do with group dynamics. So even if you appear there alone, sit with the same girl we had fun with, it still does not guarantee that you have the same kind of fun we talking about.

"Sad to hear that some samster are reluctant to share..."

Excuse me, me a man, who is the "SOME SAMSTERS.." you exactly referring to here? First, let's just say talk about me... for all those brudders whom have PMed me to meet up.. I respectfully spend time to take them out and show them fun places.. half of the time, 1st beer and/or 1st meal i pay even, and the rest we go dutch, i never take advantage on any of the newbies in Hanoi. If anyone have a different experience when you meet me in Hanoi, can speak out now!

Next, the 4+1 Heavenly Cocks in Hanoi... all of us share information among ourselves regularly, funny guys whom send us funny PM, we also circulate among ourself and decide how best to respond.

TP, Posted, Carrot, I personally took them out and show them around when they initially arrive in Hanoi. I always tell them, if they appreciate my good intentions, pls do 2 things:
1. Write FR, good or bad, just write.
2. Help newbies.. when new guys come and they PM me in a nice courteous way but I too busy to attend to them, at times I get TP or Posted to contact them and bring them out, always they are most willing to help out.

So back to the "SOME SAMSTERS.." issue... I would say that "SOME SAMSTERS" are so kia-see and ngeow that they cannot even offer to buy us a beer in return for some information and guidance.... such as YOU!

And finally, about the "pls wait patiently for my FR...", I really dun think we can expect that from you. I have done a search.. you have 73 postings... and more than 90% (at least!!!) is "Pls share/PM me the contact for the FL!". You go around asking for samsters to PM and give you contact and that is what its all about. And this is a FACT about you which anyone can verify when they read this message of mine.

Have you spent time to share info or help a fellow newbie so far!??? So please dun say bad about others when you have not done any good so far, ok? Let me be the 1st to shoot you down. I just deducted your points, if you dun like what i say, pls feel free to deduct mine.

[Pink_Flyod]

I for one has benefited from the graceful guidance from Bro Dept. He even brought me to massage place himself in his bike. The best thing is he even let me hug him from behind while we were in the bike !!! unfortunately, Bro Dept does not have the 34C boobs otherwise the ride would have been perfect !!! :D:D

He even brought me and a bunch of our managers to dinner and sing song... He took time to arrange for all those things.

Bro Dept, give me a chance to repay you leh.... when you go to one of my regular place such as Hefei, Nanjing, Shanghai, Beijing, Kuala Lumpur, Surabaya and now Taipei, PM me and if I am there, I will let you hug me on my bike..:D:D

[Carrot007]

Wow, so 'ngiow' one. I thought the forum was meant to share information, but......sigh......

Seems that Vn bro's at down south are more wiling to share. No choice lor, I will have to explore myself.

Being 'ngiow' is not my intention, I am just trying to tell you that you will have better fun if you tag along with one of these 4 heavenly kings of Hanoi to this kind of local ktvs.

I can give you all the addresses you want, just PM me and I will send over to you. But don't come back to me when you find the place not fun or you kanna chop. It not uncommon for such things to happen when they see new foreigners entering their joint.

[albert141]

My experience is that even u go to the same KTV but different gal u sit give u different feeling... Some are good and some are bored...

Some are trying to get the job done in record time too :D

Speaking of which I'll always remember one girl I was on an LT with. I woke up with someone with more wrinkles than me and stretch marks. Turns out she has a daughter (7 years old then) and a son (4 years old then). Talk about beer goggles. No wonder my suppliers kept giving me weird looks at breakfast time. Also had to put up with some good natured ribbing from them.

[Posted2Hanoi]

Harlow! Not sure if my previous post got through but I write another "abridged one" just in case.

Went for a massage along Tay Ho Road a few days ago and really enjoyed it. Brought a friend there and tried the VVIP massage package for the first time.

Spoke Vietnamese to the receptionist and was surprised to be given the Vietnamese price list hihi what a pleasant change, either my Vietnamese has improved or the receptionist is a sotong :D! The VN price list is lower than the one for "carrots" (I shd know coz I paid more the last few times): 60 min standard massage and steam room only VND 150k. The VVIP package comes with steam room, sauna, jacuzzi, 90 mins VND 250k. I thot not bad. I have gone to this place about 4-5 times already and found that on the average the girls here quite pretty and massage skill is above average. Overall good value!

To cut long story short, managed to charm the girl enough that she allowed me french and fondle her at the end while she gave me a HJ. Tips VND 200K enough but I was feeling generous so I tip her VND 300K because of the great GF feeling, sorry guys I am a sucker for good service because we get so little of that here in Hanoi :p

Bro ThunderPriest knows this place too. We went there together the first time but did not get any action. Apparently, they will offer only to customers taking the VIP and VVIP packages. I did experiment some time back hahaha: I took std package, 2 friends took VIP package. Two friends got offer for HJ, I did not get. This time I took VVIP package, I got offer also. I think my hypothesis proven :D

Bro Naemlo and Bro DT next time we go together okay?

[Posted2Hanoi]

[QUOTE=Carrot007;3779100]This kind of happy ending not always achievable by any layman.. but only exclusive to the 4 heavenly kings of Hanoi.

/QUOTE]

Wow, so 'ngiow' one. I thought the forum was meant to share information, but......sigh......

Seems that Vn bro's at down south are more wiling to share. No choice lor, I will have to explore myself.

Hey "sensuous_les", I think your reply to Carrot007's good-natured comment is way out-of-line. If you are hoping to get some information from pple, it might be more effective to show some humility first? Also, dun you think it's a bit childish? I was not aware that there is a Vietnam-wide competition among brothers to share contacts about chionging places :rolleyes: The brothers here in Hanoi really dun owe u anything.

Em chao anh Carrot007 nhe! Rat lau roi ko gap anh, em nho anh lam! Anh noi em la "heavenly king" thi lam em cam thay xau ho qua. Em chi biet hat bai hat tieng viet mot it thoi, ko co nhieu kinh nghiem voi co gai viet nam :o

[jackbl]

You are requested to sing us a sing when u come back to sgp, nha... :D

Em chi biet hat bai hat tieng viet mot it thoi, ko co nhieu kinh nghiem voi co gai viet nam :o

[naemlo]

Bro Naemlo and Bro DT next time we go together okay?

I always anything... cos I dun have to work whole day. Anytime u guys ping me, I will be there. :D I still miss the KTV we last went....:D

[ThunderPriest]

The reasons why we dun put FULL address and mummy contact .. etc etc is like that...:
1. So even if I give you Mummy's contact but she speaks Viet only, you call and tell her what!????
2.Even if you know, you go there also dun get same kind of service one. Even worst.. they chop your carrot if you dun go with same locals or 1 of the Heavenly 5 (4+1carrot).
3. Hanoi still very communist.. Cong An there could use this forum to cause trouble to our regular fun places if we post their full details here.
4. Really, a lot of fun at this kind of places has to do with group dynamics. So even if you appear there alone, sit with the same girl we had fun with, it still does not guarantee that you have the same kind of fun we talking about.

"Sad to hear that some samster are reluctant to share..."

Excuse me, me a man, who is the "SOME SAMSTERS.." you exactly referring to here? First, let's just say talk about me... for all those brudders whom have PMed me to meet up.. I respectfully spend time to take them out and show them fun places.. half of the time, 1st beer and/or 1st meal i pay even, and the rest we go dutch, i never take advantage on any of the newbies in Hanoi. If anyone have a different experience when you meet me in Hanoi, can speak out now!

Next, the 4+1 Heavenly Cocks in Hanoi... all of us share information among ourselves regularly, funny guys whom send us funny PM, we also circulate among ourself and decide how best to respond.

TP, Posted, Carrot, I personally took them out and show them around when they initially arrive in Hanoi. I always tell them, if they appreciate my good intentions, pls do 2 things:
1. Write FR, good or bad, just write.
2. Help newbies.. when new guys come and they PM me in a nice courteous way but I too busy to attend to them, at times I get TP or Posted to contact them and bring them out, always they are most willing to help out.

So back to the "SOME SAMSTERS.." issue... I would say that "SOME SAMSTERS" are so kia-see and ngeow that they cannot even offer to buy us a beer in return for some information and guidance.... such as YOU!

And finally, about the "pls wait patiently for my FR...", I really dun think we can expect that from you. I have done a search.. you have 73 postings... and more than 90% (at least!!!) is "Pls share/PM me the contact for the FL!". You go around asking for samsters to PM and give you contact and that is what its all about. And this is a FACT about you which anyone can verify when they read this message of mine.

Have you spent time to share info or help a fellow newbie so far!??? So please dun say bad about others when you have not done any good so far, ok? Let me be the 1st to shoot you down. I just deducted your points, if you dun like what i say, pls feel free to deduct mine.
Aiyoh... Bro DT suak suak ki... Naemlo will say mai pen rai, we all say ko co gi. Some people will always want a handout, do like bro Retsoor, "you pay my cuntsultant fee, I QC, then send her to your room :)".
To bro senseless, errr... sensous_les, none of us dare to call ourselves "Heavenly Kings", merely blokes posted far away from home, and have to make Hanoi our home. Treat her well, and many bountiful things will happen to you, treat her like your crap pot, then expect to eat shit and shit rice. Bro DT was (and still is) very kind to me when I got here, so I look to help other new bro's in town, pass on the favor so to speak. But you don't be too lan xi and demand help, no one here owes you a living, much less a bonking.

Bro Carrot - nhanh nhanh ve Ha Noi di... thi chung ta co the cung di choi, hat bai hat tieng viet, om co gai hap dan, mut ty, so vu; chang com them pho nhe!

Bro Posted - you mean the hotstone place we circle round and round to find, and where the recep spoke mandarin to us? Ah... must try!

Bro Naemlo & DT - suak lah... this forum will always have senseless people, they want to talk rot, let them talk rot loh, no loss to us cause we still get to enjoy, and senseless people DIY in their own room.

[ThunderPriest]

Some are trying to get the job done in record time too :D

Speaking of which I'll always remember one girl I was on an LT with. I woke up with someone with more wrinkles than me and stretch marks. Turns out she has a daughter (7 years old then) and a son (4 years old then). Talk about beer goggles. No wonder my suppliers kept giving me weird looks at breakfast time. Also had to put up with some good natured ribbing from them.
Heh.... all of us can relate to that. I once took this waitress from 17 out... great rack. Took her back, and after some WWF, unhooked her bra, and they just sort of... errr... where did they all go? CURSES! WONDERBRA! Biggest bane to honest chiongsters since 1993!

[naemlo]

Bro Naemlo & DT - suak lah... this forum will always have senseless people, they want to talk rot, let them talk rot loh, no loss to us cause we still get to enjoy, and senseless people DIY in their own room.

I looking to next weekend... rumbling down bkk. :D

[Carrot007]

Then u will be the Killer of the 4 heavenly kings.... U hv the essence of all the 4

Don't anyhow say ah ! Otherwise next time I step out of NOI BAI airport, suddenly got beaten up. :eek:

[Carrot007]

Don't be a standard issue Sillyporean who only wants to take, feels entitled to take and give nothing back. Worse, complain and whine like a prepubescent girl when things don't go your way.

... Remember then that if you want to really enjoy local KTVs, being able to speak Vietnamese is important. ....

Finally, remember that one has to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince. ....If one is open minded enough, part of the fun.


Good post... and VERY true fact about cheonging in Hanoi... Upped you for this ! :)

[Carrot007]

My experience is that even u go to the same KTV but different gal u sit give u different feeling... Some are good and some are bored...

In general, VN girls are emotional creatures, they go by their feelings. When the KTV girl 1st sat down with you (and if she is new), don't expect her to start throwing herself all over you. You need to put in some effort to get warm-up with her. Talking, smiling, drinking and holding her by the hand works most of the time, it breaks the ice and gets her into a more comfortable mood. No need to rush into kissing / hugging / squeezing breast / digging her pussy. All these services will be rendered by her automatically when she gets comfortable with you.
On the hand, if you happen to sit with a girl who jumps onto you and starts banging her boobs against your face... you know she's already an old hen in the field :)

Jackbl knows this theory for sure... I am just posting this for the benefit of others.

You are requested to sing us a sing when u come back to sgp, nha... :D

Warning ! You better think twice about that request. POSTED will snatch away all your fans in your fan club in HM.

[Carrot007]

Hey "sensuous_les", I think your reply to Carrot007's good-natured comment is way out-of-line.

Thanks bro, but it's ok... me used to all these and it doesn't hurt me at all. Last week, some crazy 'FrogPorriage' guy just DU MA MAYed me and another bro... we just laugh off his uncivilised behavior.

More important is to know that I have great bros like you guys there in Hanoi (including TP,Deptrai, etc) whom I know personally and understood my intentions.


Em chao anh Carrot007 nhe! Rat lau roi ko gap anh, em nho anh lam! Anh noi em la "heavenly king" thi lam em cam thay xau ho qua. Em chi biet hat bai hat tieng viet mot it thoi, ko co nhieu kinh nghiem voi co gai viet nam :o

Chao e Posted. Dung roi, khoang 3 thang chua sang Hanoi, a cung rat nho e va may ban tot o do.
Dung co xau ho... e hat duoc QUA NHIEU va QUA QUA QUA GIOI... Chac chan 100% lam duoc HEAVENLY KING. hahaha.
E o Ha Noi cung 1 nam may roi phai khong? Sao kg co kinh nghiem? E phai hoc theo Deptrai va TP, hay naemlo ma...


Bro Carrot - nhanh nhanh ve Ha Noi di... thi chung ta co the cung di choi, hat bai hat tieng viet, om co gai hap dan, mut ty, so vu; chang com them pho nhe!


Da vang anh hai... e cung rat hy vong duoc nhu vay... nhung kinh te dang bi xuong... kg duoc hang thang cung sang Ha Noi giong nhu ngay xua... buon qua !

[Botarbolampar]

Thanks bro, but it's ok... me used to all these and it doesn't hurt me at all. Last week, some crazy 'FrogPorriage' guy just DU MA MAYed me and another bro... we just laugh off his uncivilised behavior.
More important is to know that I have great bros like you guys there in Hanoi (including TP,Deptrai, etc) whom I know personally and understood my intentions.
Chao e Posted. Dung roi, khoang 3 thang chua sang Hanoi, a cung rat nho e va may ban tot o do.
Dung co xau ho... e hat duoc QUA NHIEU va QUA QUA QUA GIOI... Chac chan 100% lam duoc HEAVENLY KING. hahaha.
E o Ha Noi cung 1 nam may roi phai khong? Sao kg co kinh nghiem? E phai hoc theo Deptrai va TP, hay naemlo ma...
Da vang anh hai... e cung rat hy vong duoc nhu vay... nhung kinh te dang bi xuong... kg duoc hang thang cung sang Ha Noi giong nhu ngay xua... buon qua !

Wow bro your Tieng Viet very good man. I like the Du Ma waaaaaaa most taxi driver and those blue collar workers language ma kekekekekeke

[sensuous_les]

Hi all,

I do not understand, why all bro here shoot me all over. Because i only have 3 days in Hanoi, and only come here quarterly. So i do not have the luxury to slowly explore all the fun place. That is why i try to seek help from any kind bro over here. I do that in HCM as well (ok, ok, dun compare, different part of VN, i got it).
Dunno why I end up being branded as arrogant, 'Lan Xi' and points being deducted. If read carefully, I did not swear any single word, never straight away PM directly to anyone (as mentioned already, some of them do not like it), never anyhow deduct others point, etc.
Anyway I am already back in Sin, so no point arguing further. I will try my luck again asking around when I next visit Hanoi, hopefully will have positive info by then. :cool:

[jackbl]

Bro, your viet very chim leh... can explain what the highlighted are?? Thanks :)

Bro Carrot - nhanh nhanh ve Ha Noi di... thi chung ta co the cung di choi, hat bai hat tieng viet, om co gai hap dan, mut ty, so vu; chang com them pho nhe!

[jackbl]

Sad to say I dun know this theory, thats why i no have many BX :(

Thanks for the advice... on behalf of others here :)

No problem mate... I have many other bro at HM singing better than me :( but I am happy to find 1 more bro who can sing extremely well so that the others will buck up to be better :)

Jackbl knows this theory for sure... I am just posting this for the benefit of others.

Warning ! You better think twice about that request. POSTED will snatch away all your fans in your fan club in HM.

[ThunderPriest]

Bro, your viet very chim leh... can explain what the highlighted are?? Thanks :)
mut ty - suck tits
so vu - fondle breast
chang com them pho - literal translation is "full of rice, eat pho"... the vietnamese call wife as rice and mistress is pho ;)

[albert141]

Good post... and VERY true fact about cheonging in Hanoi... Upped you for this ! :)

Xin cam on anh ca rot.

Ha Noi will always be a mystical wonderland for me. It was the first time I had ever travelled on a business trip and was a complete and utter newbie. Let me share something with you. That 1st trip I took I was staying at a Pho Hue hotel. I asked the concierge where a nice KTV was and he directed me to a local one.

As a total "toot", I went to the brightest most crowded one I could find (Sillyporean tendencies appearing; got crowd sure must be good) and to summarize: 1) Paid USD120 for nuts, fruits, towel, beer, tips for all the GROs...but not the eventual chosen xinh gai! 2) She said she wanted to leave at 11:45pm. I no speak any Tieng Viet then (mine still quite condemned) and so in chicken duck talk style was trying to convince her to go out for a quickie. Didn't realise it was the signal for me to go out with her! 3) Ended up in a Nha Nghi in god-knows-where and had to find a xe om to take me back. Damage for the whole ST was USD50. I paid the xe om driver/rider VND100,000 as I thought it was a long ride. Turns out (I found out later) that it was only a 10 minute ride if he had just ridden the shortest way through. 4) Found out I was totally screwed (cashwise and physically) when I check with FRs on SBF then.

Hence I believe that either one has a good "mentor" or speak at least some Tieng Viet to have a more reasonably priced escapade in HN. After everything though, today I look back at it all and laugh. :D

[albert141]

Heh.... all of us can relate to that. I once took this waitress from 17 out... great rack. Took her back, and after some WWF, unhooked her bra, and they just sort of... errr... where did they all go? CURSES! WONDERBRA! Biggest bane to honest chiongsters since 1993!

Thats why it's called a wonderbra bro. After she takes it off, you wonder where they went :D

[deptrai4u]

Hi all,

I do not understand, why all bro here shoot me all over.

Anyway I am already back in Sin, so no point arguing further. I will try my luck again asking around when I next visit Hanoi, hopefully will have positive info by then. :cool:

Well, when you finally have POSITIVE info, i really wonder if you will share your FR on this forum or will you be like "some samster who are reluctant to give cheong info".

I remembered clearly that you said that "I am definitely not one of them. Besides VN, i also frequent Taiwan. Let me know if you need its info."

So lets see if you can keep to your word.

Please remember the fact that to date, you have 74 postings, and all is about "PM me the contact lei..." and you have shared next to nothing yet!

[deptrai4u]

Xin cam on anh ca rot.

Found out I was totally screwed (cashwise and physically) when I check with FRs on SBF then.

Hence I believe that either one has a good "mentor" or speak at least some Tieng Viet to have a more reasonably priced escapade in HN. After everything though, today I look back at it all and laugh. :D

You had been a carrot-head.. and a big one too but you are definitely not the last one as there will be many more guys who would do such senuous-les, uh, i mean senseless, things! Most singapore guys who try to brave the scene on Hanoi from square-1 will invariably go through this painful phase and it could even be a prolonged agony one.

Let me relate a story here... in the beginning, when I was there, after paying lots of school fees and got into lots of black shops traps, finally i am armed with some good locations and places to cheong but still cannot speak good Tieng Viet. And then I was talking to some senior engineers who are local Hanoi people working in my local partner office. These guys seems quite seasoned in their cheonging. So i asked them if they could bring me to some fun places such as a good karaoke. By that time, I was proudly riding around on a rented motorbike and know most of the main roads.

So this guy tell me I have definitely come to the right place and asked the right person.. so he says.."tonight 7pm, meet me here". Me and 1 more friend arrived, met up with him. He took us on another 30 minutes motorbike ride to meet his Si-Fu who is the Lau Tar of cheonging in Hanoi and knows the bosses of good joints and can get good ladies specially arranged... then we went from his Si-Fu place to the final destination thru another 30 minutes of bumpy motorbike ride... finally reach a dimly lit place. Boss can out to greet si-fu, was sort of asking why so long never come and what wind blows him here tonight..(we guess)... bring us to a dirtly and noisy air-con and rotten sofa room with karaoke system not really working with broken membrane on the speakers... being foreigner guest.. we just smiled and pretend everything is fine and we are excited so far.. then the girls appear.. all kampong and still got mud patch on their face.. so we anyhow take one each and they took theirs also and we pretend to sing for 30 minutes and then say we got to leave bcos still got work to do back in hotel. We asked for the billed.. and the amount was like VND1.2mil, which we paid without blinking the eye and then gave tips to the girl and prepared to leave... and the engineer friend and si-fu was insisting they want to help us arrange nha-nghi to screw the girls which we gently and finally forcibily rejected...

The truth of the matter is that we could have gone to some other places and paid a lower price and enjoyed a lot more. Not many locals know where is the best cheong places unless they are businessmen themselves, and even businessmen in the north, most could not even afford a decent shirt to wear.. think about this.. an engineer salary is very low, how could they afford to explore to know what is good!???

[naemlo]

I'm back in Hanoi tmr.... Deptrai, I miss u....

[jackbl]

I believe that u need some guidance so that u can find reasonably price sexcapade... The northern vn language is diff fr our familiarise southern language. With the help of 4+1 heavenly kings, u will be in 7th Heaven :) :p ;)

Hence I believe that either one has a good "mentor" or speak at least some Tieng Viet to have a more reasonably priced escapade in HN. After everything though, today I look back at it all and laugh.

[sensuous_les]

Well, when you finally have POSITIVE info, i really wonder if you will share your FR on this forum or will you be like "some samster who are reluctant to give cheong info".

I remembered clearly that you said that "I am definitely not one of them. Besides VN, i also frequent Taiwan. Let me know if you need its info."

So lets see if you can keep to your word.

Please remember the fact that to date, you have 74 postings, and all is about "PM me the contact lei..." and you have shared next to nothing yet!

Off course lah. I usually PM the discrete info to fellow bros' here. Because there involve manageress name and their mobile numbers!

[ThunderPriest]

Off course lah. I usually PM the discrete info to fellow bros' here. Because there involve manageress name and their mobile numbers!
Nguoi luu manh nay chac chan la thich noi doi, dung khong? Noi la co ban duoc giup no ay, nhung ma chi noi ling ting thoi.

Thoi... chung ta tu bay gio lo nguoi dien nay nhe!

[jackbl]

Anh oi, la "ling ting" hay "lung tung"?

DUNG LO fai kg?

Nguoi luu manh nay chac chan la thich noi doi, dung khong? Noi la co ban duoc giup no ay, nhung ma chi noi ling ting thoi.

Thoi... chung ta tu bay gio lo nguoi dien nay nhe!

[ThunderPriest]

Anh oi, la "ling ting" hay "lung tung"?

DUNG LO fai kg?
heh... think so. I always say ling ting and the girls seems to understand.

Lo, different "o". straight Lo (with normal O) is worry.
Lo (O with a horn) means ignore.

[naemlo]

heh... think so. I always say ling ting and the girls seems to understand.


Nbzzzz, in Hanoi I only know 3P. :D

[albert141]

Y
...The truth of the matter is that we could have gone to some other places and paid a lower price and enjoyed a lot more. Not many locals know where is the best cheong places unless they are businessmen themselves, and even businessmen in the north, most could not even afford a decent shirt to wear.. think about this.. an engineer salary is very low, how could they afford to explore to know what is good!???

I reached until the end of the entire post and then that line just struck me. Yah hor! How would they know? Anh Deptrai, yours has to be the most ultimate of KTVs. Nha que girls with mud on their faces! Laughed like mad. Was this in HN or in the countryside?

But you know what? Having all these war stories is part of the fun. Exploring and being an occasional carrot is part of the process. In fact, I've grown quite attached to:

1. Girls with too much make up and an accent from only goodness knows where in VN. ( I learnt my Tieng Viet from the North, cannot understand Saigonese/ Mekong dialects)

2. Sofas that make you think better of those in Sg's Salvation Army donation bin.

3. Towels in packets for VND 5,000 a piece. Fruit platters at around VND100,000 and lousy unchilled can beer for 25,000 a can.

4. Toilets where the door cannot lock and toilet cannot flush.

5. Stairs to KTV rooms that threaten to collapse under my weight.

6. Aircons that smell like body odour.

7. Taxi drivers that harass you after you walk out with a chick.

8. Most of all, the quiet walk at 1am after doing your deed in spring/autumn in HN.

9. Then get damned hungry and find supper. Hot chao is best in the wee hours of cold mornings.


:( I miss Ha Noi.

[deptrai4u]

Nguoi luu manh nay chac chan la thich noi doi, dung khong? Noi la co ban duoc giup no ay, nhung ma chi noi ling ting thoi.

Thoi... chung ta tu bay gio lo nguoi dien nay nhe!

Ai cung biet, neu minh kg bat dau viet FR lam sao ma co PM hoi gi nhe! Nguoi dien nay chac la nghi tat ca anh em o Forum nay la nguoi ngu! Hay la nguoi dien nay an cut nhieu roi nhe!

[deptrai4u]

But you know what? Having all these war stories is part of the fun. Exploring and being an occasional carrot is part of the process. In fact, I've grown quite attached to:

1. Girls with too much make up and an accent from only goodness knows where in VN. ( I learnt my Tieng Viet from the North, cannot understand Saigonese/ Mekong dialects)

I think you referring to girls in Mask 51 izzit!?? Can understand after you eat enough chao luoi from the south.


2. Sofas that make you think better of those in Sg's Salvation Army donation bin.

remember to have a good hot wash-up immediately when you get back and Dettol your clothes .... surely got bugs one!

3. Towels in packets for VND 5,000 a piece. Fruit platters at around VND100,000 and lousy unchilled can beer for 25,000 a can.
beer in good KTV is now VND30,000. Of course comes with a lot of ice at no additional charge.

4. Toilets where the door cannot lock and toilet cannot flush.
Whether door can lock or not i usually dun know bcos i dun even bother to close the door so that while i pee, still can read the lyrics and continue singing.

5. Stairs to KTV rooms that threaten to collapse under my weight.

What is ur weight!??? if more than 90, then begin to worry, otherwise should be very safe. The wood they used in Vietnam is usually good quality ones. The worst there is better than the average that you can get here.

6. Aircons that smell like body odour.

The manly scent!

7. Taxi drivers that harass you after you walk out with a chick.

I walked out of a restaurant at mid-day, left 1 chic, right 1 chic, both holding my hands and showing half-ball, walked past taxi drivers and instead of harassing me they look more like want to come out and punch my face to stealing their beautiful vietnamese girls!

8. Most of all, the quiet walk at 1am after doing your deed in spring/autumn in HN.

This point pls becarful. Once at 1am i was sitting at the lake side with a pretty girl and 4 patrolling police on 2 motorbikes armed with AK47 came up to harass us. I showed my NRIC so they know I am foreigner and cannot touch me even but they start to threathen the girl and want to arrest her for hanging out with a foreigner so late at night. So i told them cut the crap and gave them VND100k each and they let us go.

Such things will not happened in HCMC but in Hanoi, still like that try not to walk around after midnight with cute chics in your hands.

9. Then get damned hungry and find supper. Hot chao is best in the wee hours of cold mornings.

I will bring you to the best ones, just PM me your next trip schedule.

:( I miss Ha Noi.

me too!

[ThunderPriest]

Any good bros come to down, deptrai, naemlo, posted, and carrot will surely try to make feel welcomed one... :) after all, most bros have sense, not like some senseless idiots who as bro DT say "nghi tat ca anh em o forum nay la nguoi ngu". All we ask is for all bro's to treat each other with basic courtesy and not like a commodity, hieu chua?

But bro albert and DT is correct, a lot of the fun is in the exploration... while kena chop carrot tu lan... after that become war stories to tickle the funny bone.

[Pink_Flyod]

Any good bros come to down, deptrai, naemlo, posted, and carrot will surely try to make feel welcomed one... :) after all, most bros have sense, not like some senseless idiots who as bro DT say "nghi tat ca anh em o forum nay la nguoi ngu". All we ask is for all bro's to treat each other with basic courtesy and not like a commodity, hieu chua?

But bro albert and DT is correct, a lot of the fun is in the exploration... while kena chop carrot tu lan... after that become war stories to tickle the funny bone.

Luckily I have Bro Dept bring me around... I don't have war story but only good memories...:D:D

Bro TP, when I went to Hanoi often, it is a shame that I didn't have a chance to meet you. Perhaps next time I am there, I will give you a PM and the beer is on me.. ok.

[ThunderPriest]

Luckily I have Bro Dept bring me around... I don't have war story but only good memories...:D:D

Bro TP, when I went to Hanoi often, it is a shame that I didn't have a chance to meet you. Perhaps next time I am there, I will give you a PM and the beer is on me.. ok.
Pleasure all mine...

[deptrai4u]

Luckily I have Bro Dept bring me around... I don't have war story but only good memories...:D:D

Bro TP, when I went to Hanoi often, it is a shame that I didn't have a chance to meet you. Perhaps next time I am there, I will give you a PM and the beer is on me.. ok.

You say only lah... everytime you pay for dinner and beer and girls and ... etc etc...

So this time you come, beer on me, ok?

[impreza69]

yoz brudder in Hanoi.

I'm now in Hcm, will be crossing over hanoi on 3rd/june, staying in somerset service apartment ...till 6th/june..

hope can join u guys for chill!

Cheers!

[deptrai4u]

yoz brudder in Hanoi.

I'm now in Hcm, will be crossing over hanoi on 3rd/june, staying in somerset service apartment ...till 6th/june..

hope can join u guys for chill!

Cheers!

Aiyah, i arrive only on 7th. hihihi..

[Pink_Flyod]

You say only lah... everytime you pay for dinner and beer and girls and ... etc etc...

So this time you come, beer on me, ok?

Bro Dept, If you are in SG, you got PM from me. Kopi on you.

[Pink_Flyod]

You say only lah... everytime you pay for dinner and beer and girls and ... etc etc...

So this time you come, beer on me, ok?

Aiya... don't be like that lah... next time I am in Hanoi, kopi on you ok ??

But Bro... I really like the KTV scene in Taipei leh... the most fun I think. I heard the Taichong one is even better...

[impreza69]

Aiyah, i arrive only on 7th. hihihi..

aiyo...how ar?

[jackbl]

Hieu roi, cam on anh...:p

Lo, different "o". straight Lo (with normal O) is worry.
Lo (O with a horn) means ignore.

[naemlo]

I'm now in Hcm, will be crossing over hanoi on 3rd/june, staying in somerset service apartment ...till 6th/june..


Welcome to Hanoi.... We sleep early n bonk early.

aiyo...how ar?

Hanoi, Deptrai will not be around this weekend, dunno which hole he goes. TP n I will be in BKK, so left Posted... Anyone coming this weekend, can contact him. TP n I will be back on Sunday..... :D

[Carrot007]

Xin cam on anh ca rot.

Ha Noi will always be a mystical wonderland for me. It was the first time I had ever travelled on a business trip and was a complete and utter newbie. Let me share something with you. That 1st trip I took I was staying at a Pho Hue hotel. I asked the concierge where a nice KTV was and he directed me to a local one.

As a total "toot", I went to the brightest most crowded one I could find (Sillyporean tendencies appearing; got crowd sure must be good) and to summarize: 1) Paid USD120 for nuts, fruits, towel, beer, tips for all the GROs...but not the eventual chosen xinh gai! 2) She said she wanted to leave at 11:45pm. I no speak any Tieng Viet then (mine still quite condemned) and so in chicken duck talk style was trying to convince her to go out for a quickie. Didn't realise it was the signal for me to go out with her! 3) Ended up in a Nha Nghi in god-knows-where and had to find a xe om to take me back. Damage for the whole ST was USD50. I paid the xe om driver/rider VND100,000 as I thought it was a long ride. Turns out (I found out later) that it was only a 10 minute ride if he had just ridden the shortest way through. 4) Found out I was totally screwed (cashwise and physically) when I check with FRs on SBF then.

Hence I believe that either one has a good "mentor" or speak at least some Tieng Viet to have a more reasonably priced escapade in HN. After everything though, today I look back at it all and laugh. :D

Khong co chi, anh Albert.

You have been mercilessly chopped at the local bia om... but that's what happens to every other newbie there. This is why the seniors (Deptrai, TP, etc...) always recommends that newbies contact someone who is experienced there to show them around, and not just get some address and go in by themselves. However, many still just don't get the message.

I am lucky to have Deptrai's "protection" and guidance when I was new there... so did not kanna chop.

[naemlo]

always recommends that newbies contact someone who is experienced there to show them around, and not just get some address and go in by themselves. However, many still just don't get the message.

N show some appreciations by buying 1 mug of beer or a meal. The average beer here is about SGD5 :D

[ThunderPriest]

yoz brudder in Hanoi.

I'm now in Hcm, will be crossing over hanoi on 3rd/june, staying in somerset service apartment ...till 6th/june..

hope can join u guys for chill!

Cheers!
PM me your mobile, tomorrow we can do something.

[Carrot007]

N show some appreciations by buying 1 mug of beer or a meal. The average beer here is about SGD5 :D

Oh yes... important to show appreciation... be it a mug of beer, a simple meal, or even just a sincere word of thanks will mean a lot. ;)

[jackbl]

Thank you for the coke :)

Oh yes... important to show appreciation... be it a mug of beer, a simple meal, or even just a sincere word of thanks will mean a lot. ;)

[Carrot007]

Thank you for the coke :)

You senior already, no need to thank me lah... just bring me go HM and teach me to sing viet song can already... and also intro pretty viet girls to me..... then i buy u 2 more cokes in return for your kindness, hahaha !!! Thanks in advance. :D:D:D

[jackbl]

I can bring u go HM but dare not say teach, what am I to teach, when there are so many vietnamese teachers, all better qualified than me :p There is no need to intro, u see u like u take very simple... Only scared that u blame me for bringing u to a place beer not that cheap, gal not that nice and singing sys not that good :D

You senior already, no need to thank me lah... just bring me go HM and teach me to sing viet song can already... and also intro pretty viet girls to me..... then i buy u 2 more cokes in return for your kindness, hahaha !!! Thanks in advance.

[Carrot007]

I can bring u go HM but dare not say teach, what am I to teach, when there are so many vietnamese teachers, all better qualified than me :p There is no need to intro, u see u like u take very simple... Only scared that u blame me for bringing u to a place beer not that cheap, gal not that nice and singing sys not that good :D

What beer? Drinking coke only, right? :eek:

[jackbl]

Anything as long as u happy. Beer is decoy, gals are the most important things there !!! :D If u plan to hv a mob to this plc, let me know early, i try to book tables for the group. U came here b4 ma, u shd know, 1 table only for 4 persons :( If big group, need 2 tables :)

What beer? Drinking coke only, right? :eek:

[albert141]

I think you referring to girls in Mask 51 izzit!?? Can understand after you eat enough chao luoi from the south.

I still like the fair skin girls in the north bro. :)

remember to have a good hot wash-up immediately when you get back and Dettol your clothes .... surely got bugs one!

Guarantee + chop! I decided to burn my clothes... just kidding.

beer in good KTV is now VND30,000. Of course comes with a lot of ice at no additional charge.

More like beer flavored ice by your description :)

Whether door can lock or not i usually dun know bcos i dun even bother to close the door so that while i pee, still can read the lyrics and continue singing.

Wah lau eh! Too much information!

What is ur weight!??? if more than 90, then begin to worry, otherwise should be very safe. The wood they used in Vietnam is usually good quality ones. The worst there is better than the average that you can get here.

It is more, way more, than 90kgs.

The manly scent!

Blech!

I walked out of a restaurant at mid-day, left 1 chic, right 1 chic, both holding my hands and showing half-ball, walked past taxi drivers and instead of harassing me they look more like want to come out and punch my face to stealing their beautiful vietnamese girls!

I walked out after 12am and they were ready to bring me to a Nha Nghi.

This point pls becarful. Once at 1am i was sitting at the lake side with a pretty girl and 4 patrolling police on 2 motorbikes armed with AK47 came up to harass us. I showed my NRIC so they know I am foreigner and cannot touch me even but they start to threathen the girl and want to arrest her for hanging out with a foreigner so late at night. So i told them cut the crap and gave them VND100k each and they let us go.

Such things will not happened in HCMC but in Hanoi, still like that try not to walk around after midnight with cute chics in your hands.

I was walking around after I had finished my business with her. I didn't know this point but thank you for the information. Doubt I'll press my luck like that again after hearing your advice.

I will bring you to the best ones, just PM me your next trip schedule.

Thanks bro! Now I can completely obliterate Hanoi KTV staircases :D.

me too!

Huh? You not Ha Noi PR liao meh?

[japboy]

yo naemlo n DT.... heavenly cocks in heaven hor? lolz... DT is resident "D"evil dere.... naemlo go where oso no prob, can survive anywhere, he jz gg on his tour of duty ard asia nia.. lolz

got a couple of frenz gg up hanoi dis week... would need your help 2 bring dem for sum sightseeing... ty man... although i cant join in d fun... gonna have ict... nbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

its been yrs since i last went hanoi.. last couple of times dere i met DT... know it change alot... more ktvs n massage parlours.. haiz... wish i was dere... but d hotels still gal-unfriendly... zzzzzzzzz

dey will buy u couple of beers on me... tc n dun cheong too much hor~ lolz...

let d sb spirit lives on~ :D

pm me when u guys r back.. wanna meet up for kopi~ lolz

Disclaimer:
a) I know naemlo n DT for a very long time.. met naemlo while he's still in sg (dat goes 2 tell u how long i met him)... n DT in Hanoi/HCM a few yrs back (dat time he realli did showed me ard~heehee ).. dat's y dey willing 2 help look out my frenz..... dey do not entertain any toms, dicks o harries... at least try 2 meet dem (if avail) up in sg b4 u go overseas..
b) I oni intro steady fellas as my frenz... jz like naemlo n DT... all silient killers... heee...
c) I so can oni wish i was dere 2 cheong w dem... in spirit n mind i cheong w dem in hanoi... will do d boring physical cheonging in sg instead... haizzzzzz
d) a bro in need is a bro indeed... ty

[naemlo]

got a couple of frenz gg up hanoi dis week... would need your help 2 bring dem for sum sightseeing... ty man... although i cant join in d fun... gonna have ict... nbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



Just give me a call... Will try to bring him to museum, westlake, garden....:D



b) I oni intro steady fellas as my frenz... jz like naemlo n DT... all silient killers... heee...

wow dun like this praise... pai seh... We are also normal cheongster. Cheong within the " cheongster rules".

[deptrai4u]

yo naemlo n DT.... heavenly cocks in heaven hor? lolz... DT is resident "D"evil dere.... naemlo go where oso no prob, can survive anywhere, he jz gg on his tour of duty ard asia nia.. lolz

got a couple of frenz gg up hanoi dis week... would need your help 2 bring dem for sum sightseeing... ty man... although i cant join in d fun... gonna have ict... nbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



Hi Bro,

Dun u worry. I just called ur frienz and he did not pick up phone yet, maybe in middle of a blow job, i keep calling till i get him and then show him a good time in hanoi...

However, after the partying, i shall not be responsible if he throws away his passport into the Hoan Kiem Lake and decides to stay here forever, ok?

[impreza69]

Hello guys,

I just return to Sillpore after 1 week plus in Vietnam - HCM & Hanoi.

Would like to share some experience here i found in this wonderful land.

1. HCM - Massage FOC from Ramada Hotel 45 mins. Got a HJ offer for 400K DNG with a 36C and a perky butt 25 yo lady name Quoc. She offer me FJ for 100USD which I decline politely, the FJ cannot be done in the palour but she willing to meet me during day time at the local Vietnamese hotel.

2. Hanoi - Got a good treat from my local vietnamese staff. He got me a SYT at 23 yo name Linh. Her treatment is wonderful and come with 20 mins of massage after the deed. Guess what, the price is 500DNG. My hotel is a service apartment, so she just come and go without any problem without even need to register.

I'm sorry that I m unable to speak Vietnamese to get her contact, all the arranagement is done by my local staff.

Lastly, to all SBF brudder in Vietnam...ENJOY!

Regards,
Impreza

[japboy]

Just give me a call... Will try to bring him to museum, westlake, garden....:D

wow dun like this praise... pai seh... We are also normal cheongster. Cheong within the " cheongster rules".

none of us here will tink u will bring him to dose places indeed.. lolz...

he drinks as much as u do... so u 2 can b gd buddies... lolz

n yap.. sop cheongsta rules~~~

Hi Bro,

Dun u worry. I just called ur frienz and he did not pick up phone yet, maybe in middle of a blow job, i keep calling till i get him and then show him a good time in hanoi...

However, after the partying, i shall not be responsible if he throws away his passport into the Hoan Kiem Lake and decides to stay here forever, ok?

lolz.. he's bz now i guess... but he's "open" for a short time tonight... maybe tml night will b all out... :p

if he does dat... den all's well as i know he's in "safe" hands.. lolz

[naemlo]

none of us here will tink u will bring him to dose places indeed.. lolz...


U posted sightseeing... so I thought of all these places... :D

[japboy]

U posted sightseeing... so I thought of all these places...

well bro... i posted sightseeing in sbf... not flowerpod... :D

[naemlo]

well bro... i posted sightseeing in sbf... not flowerpod... :D

Troi oi, I innocent guy mah... I only know tourist places.... Have to check with the DT...

[japboy]

Troi oi, I innocent guy mah... I only know tourist places.... Have to check with the DT...

i'm trying very hard to believe wad i jz read...... u r d new storm in hanoi man~ :D

[naemlo]

i'm trying very hard to believe wad i jz read...... u r d new storm in hanoi man~ :D

Just small wind. :rolleyes:

[sexlegend]

Hello guys,

I just return to Sillpore after 1 week plus in Vietnam - HCM & Hanoi.

Would like to share some experience here i found in this wonderful land.

1. HCM - Massage FOC from Ramada Hotel 45 mins. Got a HJ offer for 400K DNG with a 36C and a perky butt 25 yo lady name Quoc. She offer me FJ for 100USD which I decline politely, the FJ cannot be done in the palour but she willing to meet me during day time at the local Vietnamese hotel.


Glad u enjoy ur HCMC trip but you could get a better service and syt from outside the 5-star hotel. Try the following HCs if you ever visit HCMC again in future:

Fortune Hotel at Tran Hung Dao
Vien Dong Hotel at Pham Ngu Lau
Dainam Hotel (where Gossip Disco is)

The gers working at the above can usually converse in some English or Chinese. There are off course other HCs with even more syt & cheaper too ... but the gers onli can tok Vietnamese.

[japboy]

Just small wind.

definitely not a small fart... a big n soundless one...

(soundlesss is very deadly de lo)

:p

[kelwong135]

Hi i am going to hanoi next wed can any bro here tell me where is the disco and pub?I will be staying @ The Manor so how far is the disco,pub or ktv.Thanks

[ThunderPriest]

Hi i am going to hanoi next wed can any bro here tell me where is the disco and pub?I will be staying @ The Manor so how far is the disco,pub or ktv.Thanks
discos, pubs, or KTVs all over in Hanoi. Depends on what you want.

[kelwong135]

discos, pubs, or KTVs all over in Hanoi. Depends on what you want.

Hi Bro

Thanks for ur reply.Like to know where is the happening disco,pub that will have ger to accompany u for the nite and if click can bring her out.And izit far from where i will be staying to the pub?And what is the cost for the drink etc?cos i have been to hanoi many time i always go to office then back to the manor so this time will be going with my manager so we would like to have so fun over there.Thanks :)

[naemlo]

Thanks for ur reply.Like to know where is the happening disco,pub that will have ger to accompany u for the nite and if click can bring her out.And izit far from where i will be staying to the pub?

hanoi or boss ktv. no regret. :D

[ThunderPriest]

Hi Bro

Thanks for ur reply.Like to know where is the happening disco,pub that will have ger to accompany u for the nite and if click can bring her out.And izit far from where i will be staying to the pub?And what is the cost for the drink etc?cos i have been to hanoi many time i always go to office then back to the manor so this time will be going with my manager so we would like to have so fun over there.Thanks :)
... for foreigners who don't speak any Vietnamese, better stick to the KTV in either Hanoi Hotel or Fortuna Hotel. If go to other places:
* You unlucky, kena chop carrot at the black shops.
* You sian mei mei, she doesn't understand a single thing you say.
* You sian wrong mm, kena beaten up by bf.

So unless you have someone to bring you to the more fun place, stick to either Hanoi Hotel or Fortuna Hotel. How far to manor? dunno, but guess you can check goggle maps.

If you want 100% guarantee playability, I can QC for you; while you and your manager drink warm beer in local bar I can go scout ger-ger for you and test drive her. If good, I send her over to your bar. All you have to do is pay the expenses incurred (I waive my cuntsultant fee on account you are a samster).

Sheezz... another one of those "I just want to fuck a gal, I will make use of seniors in Hanoi just for information, who cares about them..." sort of posting... sian.

[deptrai4u]

Hi Bro

Thanks for ur reply.Like to know where is the happening disco,pub that will have ger to accompany u for the nite and if click can bring her out.And izit far from where i will be staying to the pub?And what is the cost for the drink etc?cos i have been to hanoi many time i always go to office then back to the manor so this time will be going with my manager so we would like to have so fun over there.Thanks :)

aiyah, why so busy for what? I send the girls to your apartment for you and ur manager orgy session lah, howabout that??? just tell me how many girls you need and what is ur budget like, ok? And then you pay me first and I will send the girls... anyway for girls i got 2 catergories:

Cat #1 - You pay me US$150 to US$300 for each girl.. i send them to ur apartment. Pls remember, for every US$1 more means higher quality.

Cat #2 - I send you to girls apartment.. they paid me US$150 to US$300 already! Pls send me your lastest (within 3 months) non-returnable passport photo-graph with specification of your tool so that I can quote them a fair price.

you choose....

[naemlo]

* You sian mei mei, she doesn't understand a single thing you say.


This happened to me :o 1 duck n 1 chicken.... but I still enjoyed the local KTV n bonk. :D

[ThunderPriest]

This happened to me :o 1 duck n 1 chicken.... but I still enjoyed the local KTV n bonk. :D
but that's is becoz you have a charming smile :)

[naemlo]

but that's is becoz you have a charming smile :)

Not I carry a pic in my wallet??? :rolleyes: Faster I waiting for u to activate....

[Reaper]

Not I carry a pic in my wallet??? :rolleyes: Faster I waiting for u to activate....

WAH!!!! you carry A pic only can have so much fun....

I must carry many many pics in my walllet lor....some times it is vietnamese picture....and all must be blue / purple colour wan.......sometimes it must be US pic...

[ThunderPriest]

WAH!!!! you carry A pic only can have so much fun....

I must carry many many pics in my walllet lor....some times it is vietnamese picture....and all must be blue / purple colour wan.......sometimes it must be US pic...
Yah... like they say in the movies "I see dead people"... so pics of dead people in pocket very useful to sian mei mei

[naemlo]

I must carry many many pics in my walllet lor....some times it is vietnamese picture....and all must be blue / purple colour wan.......sometimes it must be US pic...

1 piece is enough.... :D

http://www.legendinc.com/Art/WebArt/MillionDollarBill.jpg

[albert141]

aiyah, why so busy for what? I send the girls to your apartment for you and ur manager orgy session lah, howabout that??? just tell me how many girls you need and what is ur budget like, ok? And then you pay me first and I will send the girls... anyway for girls i got 2 catergories:

Cat #1 - You pay me US$150 to US$300 for each girl.. i send them to ur apartment. Pls remember, for every US$1 more means higher quality.

Cat #2 - I send you to girls apartment.. they paid me US$150 to US$300 already! Pls send me your lastest (within 3 months) non-returnable passport photo-graph with specification of your tool so that I can quote them a fair price.

you choose....

Anh Deptrai buon qua!

[albert141]

WAH!!!! you carry A pic only can have so much fun....

I must carry many many pics in my walllet lor....some times it is vietnamese picture....and all must be blue / purple colour wan.......sometimes it must be US pic...

I find that carrying a purple colour picture of a bearded Vietnamese man and a green/gray colour picture of a man who was never a president works wonders in Ha Noi. The effect is often magical and ultimately satisfying.

[albert141]

Yah... like they say in the movies "I see dead people"... so pics of dead people in pocket very useful to sian mei mei

Hanoians are very traditional people. They have a strong tradition of respecting their elders and even more so the dead. In many cases, pictures of an honoured elderly uncle who passed away many years ago can often intercede in times of trouble, especially with the authorities.

[albert141]

This happened to me :o 1 duck n 1 chicken.... but I still enjoyed the local KTV n bonk. :D

I also enjoyed my chicken and duck talk... until my beer goggles fell off :D

[kelwong135]

hanoi or boss ktv. no regret. :D

Bro,what will be the damage like for honoi hotel and boss ktv?
BTW i cant bring ger back to the manor.

[hornybeng]

I'm in Vietnam in early july for about 10 days..split between HCM, Hue, Hoi-an and Hanoi..?

Hanoi days shld be 11th-14 july

Hope to meet you hanoi legends (Dep, TP, etc) Advance booking can?
Drink on me of coz..

[naemlo]

Bro,what will be the damage like for honoi hotel and boss ktv?
BTW i cant bring ger back to the manor.

The rates will be 60 100.....Can bring or not, I have no idea....

[naemlo]

Hope to meet you hanoi legends (Dep, TP, etc) Advance booking can?
Drink on me of coz..

It is good u book advance these ppl, Dt, TP, they r very busy... :D

[nunca]

Finally checked out the jap wine bar where I always say HI to the ao dai girls that stand in front. Quite classy, nice rooms, and no rip-off with extra charges for nuts or fruit.

Maybe 10 gals in the lineup, all cute, but all kinda looking demurely down as if they tell me "don't pick me". Finally took a small skinny one that had been more smiling when standing at the door. Very good Engrish, very bright and quickwitted, so I believe her story that she goes to Uni during the day and works after that.

We talk, but there isn't even a hint of anything being available, and she is kinda bossy, so I didn't try anything like exchange of numbers etc. Most useful was that I made her translate some phrases for my lib, like "What time do you stop work" and "want to meet at 4 o'clock in coffeeshop"...

She refused to translate this phrase, that stems from bro Deptrai I believe, probably because of the CHIM in it :D : "Em kg tot, chi muon lam anh dau chim thoi, kg fai lam anh dau tim"

Damage for room, 1 beer, 1 ladydrink is 600.000, the mamasan had said no tip in here so I gave none. All together pretty useless, unless maybe you get better chemistry and then go for the number. All Uni gals, I think.

The hottest is the mamasan, tall with tits and not so totally youngish. I wonder whether I coulda picked her :p

[hornybeng]

It is good u book advance these ppl, Dt, TP, they r very busy... :D

How abt you? Got time for OJ and finding rare big boob-ed viets? =D

[naemlo]

How abt you? Got time for OJ and finding rare big boob-ed viets? =D

Lets see how... :rolleyes:

[jackbl]

Story of Lake Hoan Kiem:

还剑湖坐落在河内市中心，相传在15世纪时，起义领袖黎利因为在湖水中捞到一把神奇的宝剑，结果赶走侵略者 ，建立了黎朝。

　　当了皇帝的黎利有一天在湖上泛舟，忽然一只金龟浮出水面，用口咬住这把宝剑潜入水底，这座湖因此改名为 还剑湖。

[ThunderPriest]

I'm in Vietnam in early july for about 10 days..split between HCM, Hue, Hoi-an and Hanoi..?

Hanoi days shld be 11th-14 july

Hope to meet you hanoi legends (Dep, TP, etc) Advance booking can?
Drink on me of coz..
Not legend lah... but happy to meet up for a couple of drinks. PM me your number and will call you then.

[EDD!E]

Going to hanoi in 2 weeks time ... any senior cheongsters can guide me??

What is price tag for everything below ?? :D

KTV = Room, Girl , Beer charges?
Massage = normal no "ahem" session
Bonk = per shot and overnite price ... (& the chick standard also.)

Thanks in advance ... :D

[naemlo]

What is price tag for everything below ?? :D


If u cannot find the answer in this thread, I will be glad to provide u the answer.

[albert141]

If u cannot find the answer in this thread, I will be glad to provide u the answer.

For a small cuntsultant's fee :D

[naemlo]

For a small cuntsultant's fee :D

Ya with a small consultant fee. Go 17, buy me a beer. :D

[ThunderPriest]

Ya with a small consultant fee. Go 17, buy me a beer. :D
wah... all these while I have been paying cuntsultant fee to you a? Lucky you also pay cuntsultant fee back to me.

[albert141]

wah... all these while I have been paying cuntsultant fee to you a? Lucky you also pay cuntsultant fee back to me.

Yah, but must follow anh Retsoor style, must perform QC check some more! :D

[naemlo]

wah... all these while I have been paying cuntsultant fee to you a? Lucky you also pay cuntsultant fee back to me.

U r my larling in Hanoi mah... :rolleyes:

[deptrai4u]

U r my larling in Hanoi mah... :rolleyes:

wah.. so jealous... everyone you also call larling!

[etct88]

wah.. so jealous... everyone you also call larling!

I not jealous, cannot be jealous, don't want to be jealous, you all can fight over his center finger.... ha ha ha ha....:p:p

only jealous because I not there......:D:D

[naemlo]

wah.. so jealous... everyone you also call larling!

Only 2 larling, DT n TP.:D

[ThunderPriest]

Only 2 larling, DT n TP.:D
errr... what about the BTX gal? You haven't kissed and made up with her yet? Or your Lang Ha waitress... or all the larlings you gonna be hugging this week? :D

[TroutFisher79]

Hello everyone. I don't post much and have been away for some time, but I thought I would take a few minutes to write some FRs for a few massage places I have recently been going. Hope this will help some people make their choices!

I mostly go to VIP rooms because for me the massage is about relaxing as much as possible. So for 1.5 - 2 hours is perfect for me.

OASIS (on Lang Ha): This is my current favorite for VIP. Nice, big rooms and usually get good girls. I learned that whenever I have bored looking girl, it is almost always because she is new. So DON'T allow to give you new girls. Not a bad time, just boring and not worth the high ticket price. For interested brothers, I don't do FS but was offered once by number eight (7.5-8/10). Maybe someone else can report?

SAKURA (on Cat Linh): I have some good experiences here, but past two times were only so-so. Last time was terrible. Girl didn't massage my back and twisted and pulled my hair for 10 MINUTES! OUCH! I asked her why she does that but she just laughed and asked if it hurt me? YES! Bad time so I will wait a long time to go back now. Also the VIP rooms are very small and cheap feeling. Even a small person can not fit in the tub.

SAKURA (off Giang Vo): I forget the name of this street. This one is VIP only and more expensive, but I used to get good massage here. But last time girl try to make more money from me by lying about how I give her friend US$20 on top of VND tip. She would not be quiet about it and ruined my time. I won't go back because I don't like lying and trying to take more money that way. If girl goes "beyond the call of duty" it might be worth a better tip, but not just to lie and complain while I try to relax. So no more for here for me. It is ashame because there is good ambience.

La Thanh (on Doi Can): A favorite for everyone here. My top choice if I don't want VIP. Simple, cheap and top quality for what you pay. I like that there is private steam and shower. Girls always nice too.

ASEAN Hotel (on Chua Boc I think): NEVER GO HERE! I posted about this before but want to remind everyone. The girl made massage last longer, does not offer HJ and receptionist tries to charge me more for taking too much time! I laughed and quickly left to never go back. Maybe if someone has good experience here they can post it and convince me to try again?

Tay Ho Resort (off Xuan Dieu): There is a big sign pointing from the street. Go all the way down and you will see it. VIP here is very nice, but have only been one time. I have not gone back because even though massage is great (she uses hot stones - my only time here for that) the girl is only so-so. Maybe 6.5-7/10. Anyone know are there prettier girls here? I will probably go back soon to try again because I like the massage and girl was nice and not complaining like some.

Hanoi Hotel (off Giang Vo): Great massage but too expensive. The girl I have was very strong and really knows how to massage. No VIP and even regular prices can get VIP other places. Ashame because it is really great massage from the girl I had.

BACH DO (extinct now!): I only put this because it was always my top VIP spot, even though now it is gone. Always beautiful girls and more than once was offered more than HJ at the end (not FS). Massage was always very good, even with many different girls, and always playful and nice. Never cry about tips. Probably good management I think. If I could find another place like this it would be great! Anyone know similar spots? Or where some of the girls from here go to work now?

That's all from me. Sorry to post such a long review. I wanted to put some more info out there for those like me that like massage and relaxing VIP. Please share some experiences if you have time.

Happy hunting!

[ThunderPriest]

BACH DO (extinct now!): I only put this because it was always my top VIP spot, even though now it is gone. Always beautiful girls and more than once was offered more than HJ at the end (not FS). Massage was always very good, even with many different girls, and always playful and nice. Never cry about tips. Probably good management I think. If I could find another place like this it would be great! Anyone know similar spots? Or where some of the girls from here go to work now?


Yeah... that was a shame. I really liked that place. A couple of others you can try:
Sakura: near town center, there is a Sakura at 36 Trung Han Sieu. 350K for VIP, expensive as compared to other places, but you get a really nice room. Girls are quite nice there as well.

Mexico: 35 Chau Long, no VIP room, but then, all the rooms are single rooms. Cheap, but very limited number of girls. It's a very smallish place, but the girls are quite playable.

There is also another two places along Nghi Tam/Yen Phu; can't quite remember the exact address or names of the places, but they have big signs. Prices are average, decent rooms, girls not too bad.

[naemlo]

errr... what about the BTX gal? You haven't kissed and made up with her yet? Or your Lang Ha waitress... or all the larlings you gonna be hugging this week? :D

BTX ger?? Hmmm no contact roi... She sms me n I didn't reply her. Lang Ha?? I also no contact roi... this week? I was so drunk, I also dunno whom I'm hugging last night. :eek:

[nunca]

Tay Ho Resort (off Xuan Dieu): There is a big sign pointing from the street. Go all the way down and you will see it. VIP here is very nice, but have only been one time. I have not gone back because even though massage is great (she uses hot stones - my only time here for that) the girl is only so-so. Maybe 6.5-7/10. Anyone know are there prettier girls here? I will probably go back soon to try again because I like the massage and girl was nice and not complaining like some.I was there last week, my girl was quite cute with a nice body, and I liked the massage as well (stones are nice indeed) but then I was quite surprised that she didn't go for any extras at all. Time up :confused: So she only got 100k for the nice massage, and she didn't complain.

Only later I kinda remembered that they had a price system that I've never seen before: 60 mins (ok), 80 mins (huh?) and then 90 mins. I hadn't really read the description and picked the 80 mins... could it be that only the 90 mins would leave time for extras?? Would be very strange and very un-vietnamese, but that could explain things.

In the Sakuras (I only know the ones on Trung Han Sieu and on Cat Linh) I also had very mixed results. Left more often pissed off than happy, not going back. As if they cared...

[nunca]

TroutFisher79, I forgot:

Did you ever get a reply to your Cat Toc question? If not, 80 Kim Ma - near Giang Van Minh is quite safe. I only went once because I think the whole rushed bj thing with curtains and wet-towels is just too strange, but it was no hazzle at least. Another safe one is 33 Thai Phien opposite Vincom Towers, enter thru caphe (which is also the problem, cuz near Vincom and much in the open, so quite risky to be seen).

Also, for massage, Kingston on 53 Hang Chuoi is expensive but with high class VIP rooms etc.

[albert141]

In the Sakuras (I only know the ones on Trung Han Sieu and on Cat Linh) I also had very mixed results. Left more often pissed off than happy, not going back. As if they cared...

I've never been to any other Sakura but Cat Linh. I've been there twice and both times sucked (pun not intended). The first time was some nha que aunty and the second time was a short bored girl. No fun either time and left feeling shortchanged.

[TroutFisher79]

TroutFisher79, I forgot:

Did you ever get a reply to your Cat Toc question? If not, 80 Kim Ma - near Giang Van Minh is quite safe. I only went once because I think the whole rushed bj thing with curtains and wet-towels is just too strange, but it was no hazzle at least. Another safe one is 33 Thai Phien opposite Vincom Towers, enter thru caphe (which is also the problem, cuz near Vincom and much in the open, so quite risky to be seen).

Also, for massage, Kingston on 53 Hang Chuoi is expensive but with high class VIP rooms etc.

Yea I don't like the Cat Toc places. Like you said, just too strange. I'm a man of simple pleasures and need a place to lie my lazy ass down for a long time.

I have never tried Kingston. I have heard too many mixed reviews.

Also, so many people are now saying they hate Sakura. I think it is safe to say that it is now really not worth the money. For VIP we can go elsewhere and for regular La Thanh is close enough. No reason to waste money at Sakura.

[faithful]

To all bros,

I will be visiting Hanoi for the first time in three week's time. Can any bros advice on the followings:-

a) any affordable hotels (bet S$40-60 a night) in Old Quarters district to recommend? I read that classic hotels are good.

b) most reliable/convenient way from airport to hotel? and the charges?

c) is it a must to bring along some US notes or Sing currency will do? Is withdrawing from ATMs convenient in Hanoi?

d) what is the market rate for an overnight?

Thanks

[ThunderPriest]

To all bros,

I will be visiting Hanoi for the first time in three week's time. Can any bros advice on the followings:-

a) any affordable hotels (bet S$40-60 a night) in Old Quarters district to recommend? I read that classic hotels are good.

b) most reliable/convenient way from airport to hotel? and the charges?

c) is it a must to bring along some US notes or Sing currency will do? Is withdrawing from ATMs convenient in Hanoi?

d) what is the market rate for an overnight?

Thanks
a) Plenty of hotels in that price range. My personal favorite is Church Hotel.
b) Get out of departure hall, and the taxi queues are there. Flat 230K dong to get from airport to center of town.
c) USD preferred. Can use HSBC ATMs to withdraw money as well.
d) Depends, if you're picking them up from Hanoi / Fortuna Hotel, about US80 - 100 for overnight.

[etct88]

a) Plenty of hotels in that price range. My personal favorite is Church Hotel.
b) Get out of departure hall, and the taxi queues are there. Flat 230K dong to get from airport to center of town.
c) USD preferred. Can use HSBC ATMs to withdraw money as well.
d) Depends, if you're picking them up from Hanoi / Fortuna Hotel, about US80 - 100 for overnight.

hope you don't mind, I used to stay in Sunny Hotel, was gal friendly. I booked the rooms thru' the lady GM, who spoke good English and said I should have GF in Hanoi and she welcome them to stay with me, and I did...

This hotel is very near Sofitel, and the lady GM was from there..

Very Nice big rooms, some with juccuzi.....

long time no go, need to get updated and ready lo......

cam on, lam lam.....

[deptrai4u]

hope you don't mind, I used to stay in Sunny Hotel, was gal friendly. I booked the rooms thru' the lady GM, who spoke good English and said I should have GF in Hanoi and she welcome them to stay with me, and I did...

This hotel is very near Sofitel, and the lady GM was from there..

Very Nice big rooms, some with juccuzi.....

long time no go, need to get updated and ready lo......

cam on, lam lam.....

If you are talking about the 3-star hotel with a restaurant on the top floor (8th floor i think), it has been renamed to something else already.

[etct88]

If you are talking about the 3-star hotel with a restaurant on the top floor (8th floor i think), it has been renamed to something else already.

Yes, 3 stars hotel, no car park, moto sai parking also have problem one, restaurant at top floor.... hmmmm. Thank you

[xiaolang7]

Bros (DT/TP/naemlo/retsoor),

I'm returning to Hanoi tis wk....
Let's catch up ;)

[April]

sunny hotel changed to star view hotel...

[naemlo]

I'm returning to Hanoi tis wk....


Me too... Going back to Hanoi tmr morning. :D U preparing to buy us drinks??? I will gather the rest for u :D

sunny hotel changed to star view hotel...

There is a new Sunny Hotel in Nguyen Chi Thanh.

[naemlo]

All the heavenly kings of Hanoi not in Hanoi... so boring.... :o

[Hurricane88]

All the heavenly kings of Hanoi not in Hanoi... so boring.... :o

You can be King of Kings in Hanoi...:)

[naemlo]

You can be King of Kings in Hanoi...:)

Cannot lah.... they cannot be replaced. They know the places, language...

[albert141]

Cannot lah.... they cannot be replaced. They know the places, language...

Agreed. With the 4 kings and 1 carrot, they can write a book on chionging in Ha Noi and it'll be a best seller.

[Director]

Thanks Naemlo for showing me matador. You are the king there for sure.

[naemlo]

Thanks Naemlo for showing me matador. You are the king there for sure.

Sorry, this week my boss n partner is in town. So difficult to cheong with u.

[airraid]

Hi,

Am planning a trip to Hanoi next week. Need some updates on good chionging places as my last trip was about 4-5 months back.

Any bros can help? Will like to know if good massage/spa joints w special...as well as good places to pick up OL/FL...

Thanks in advance! :)

[ThunderPriest]

Hi,

Am planning a trip to Hanoi next week. Need some updates on good chionging places as my last trip was about 4-5 months back.

Any bros can help? Will like to know if good massage/spa joints w special...as well as good places to pick up OL/FL...

Thanks in advance! :)
If after reading this thread you cannot find the required information, I will be happy to supply them to you.

[deptrai4u]

If after reading this thread you cannot find the required information, I will be happy to supply them to you.

you forgot to mention "for a fee..."

[naemlo]

you forgot to mention "for a fee..."

When u coming back??? :rolleyes: Hanoi is getting boring.

[DeKuip]

When u coming back??? :rolleyes: Hanoi is getting boring.

when you coming here?? here getting bore also. :p

[etct88]

when you coming here?? here getting bore also. :p

wow, you all like to bore here bore there....... then the floor have many many holes......:p:p

[deptrai4u]

When u coming back??? :rolleyes: Hanoi is getting boring.

cuming back soon, see you next week monday! TP and Posted in town liao ma!

[naemlo]

when you coming here?? here getting bore also. :p

Lan si.... trying lah. But now in Hanoi.


cuming back soon, see you next week monday! TP and Posted in town liao ma!

TP is back but will be away soon. Posted now practicing virgin gongfu in a cave.

[DeKuip]

Lan si.... trying lah. But now in Hanoi.

who's lansi? ask you to meet next week in bkk.. LCB said cannot on weekdays.

[ThunderPriest]

cuming back soon, see you next week monday! TP and Posted in town liao ma!
Next week I not around :(... and yes, Posted now increasing his "yang chi", bottling it up in anticipation of unloading it into his yue nu... :D

[naemlo]

who's lansi? ask you to meet next week in bkk.. LCB said cannot on weekdays.

U no 2 lansi, no one dare to claim no 1. Ma hai... weekdays I need to work, I thought of going from fri to mon. I no need to work on fri n mon. :D

[airraid]

Hi Bro,

I can find some info and i had try a couple of them (La Thanh) and written some FRs,...but will like to get some update on new places or exciting/interesting places to check out instead of the usual joints at the two hotels. Any advice? thanks!

[naemlo]

Yeh yeh yeh, going Danang..... :D

[deptrai4u]

Hi Bro,

I can find some info and i had try a couple of them (La Thanh) and written some FRs,...but will like to get some update on new places or exciting/interesting places to check out instead of the usual joints at the two hotels. Any advice? thanks!

Wah, seniors of Hanoi, this airraid guy has really written FR on his previous trip, i check already.. pls help him.

Airraid bro, you please PM Naemlo and ThunderPriest and Posted2Hanoi. They will take care of you. When u leaving Hanoi?

[naemlo]

W
Airraid bro, you please PM Naemlo and ThunderPriest and Posted2Hanoi. They will take care of you. When u leaving Hanoi?

PM the rest... for me I need beer. :D

[ThunderPriest]

Hi Bro,

I can find some info and i had try a couple of them (La Thanh) and written some FRs,...but will like to get some update on new places or exciting/interesting places to check out instead of the usual joints at the two hotels. Any advice? thanks!
In summary, you can find professional relief in Hanoi in three categories. They are (1) Massage parlours, (2) KTVs, and (3) Freelancers.

Massage Parlors
In general, you don't get a full service experience in massage parlours. Best you can get is a handjob, and on rare occasions, a blow job. Good massage parlors are Esalen (on Nghi Tam), La Thanh hotel, etc. Sakura is not bad, but a little expensive. If this is your fancy, I recommend you go to the more established ones (like Sakura), and work your charm on the massage girl for after hours delight. However, VN skills required.

KTVs
3 categories of KTVs. At the high end, would be Fortuna and Hanoi Hotel. Nice looking girls, can speak *some* English and Vietnamese. No extrement hanky-panky in the room, you'll need to nego for after hour work fun. Fortuna does allow you to take the girl up to the rooms in Fortuna hotel during the gal's working hours (you need to tell mamasan in advance). Downside is can be expensive.
2nd category is the local KTVs. Favorites include end of Lien Tri road, or 139 Bui Thi Xuan. Go around 5pm and you get the younger girls. You'll get some fun action in the room, but limited to digit stimulation, no bj or fj in the room. You'll nego the with the girl for after hours. You'll need to speak VN though as the girls speak next to no English.
3rd category is the lap sap KTVs across the bridge in the Gia Lam area. The gals will do you in the room. I don't recommend this option as (a) you get country bumkins, (b) it is really dirty, since low priced, the girls have had every tom, dick, and harry's dipstick in them multiple times per day, and (c) if you unlucky, you kena black shop.

Freelancers
3 categories, bars, streetwalkers, and pimps.
Bars - Nutz in Sheraton frequently have working gals. However, they tend to be pricey, and are what the ang moh's like, so all fake tits, and darker skin. Becoz they target ang mohs, they tend to be pricier as well, probably the USD100 range for short time.
Streetwalker - if you hand around junction of Hong Ha and Chuong Duong Do, you'll see girls riding pillion going up and down the road. Those are known as Honda girls... they'll smile and wave at you, and if you like them, nego for a short time, usually around 600K dong, and they'll take you to a short time hotel. Play safe though, I have heard of horror stories where people kena chopped.
Last alternative would be pimps. Around 11:30pm when 17 Saloon closes, there are a couple of them on motorbikes out there waiting for people to come out. They'll ask you if you want girls, and will typically cost about upwards of 800K. You ride pillion and they'll take you there.

Cautionary word - I sometimes hesitate to write all these down because unless you are familiar with Hanoi, you may get into trouble. Foreigners are generally safe in Vietnam as the local cops can't cover up crimes against us. However, as in all things, play smart and be safe.

If, you just want a bit of harmless fun flirting with waitresses, PM me and we can go for a drink.

[naemlo]

If, you just want a bit of harmless fun flirting with waitresses, PM me and we can go for a drink.

Ma hai, so many good places u didn't bring me there. :( Only bring me sian mm in pub.

[Hurricane88]

In summary, you can find professional relief in Hanoi in three categories. They are (1) Massage parlours, (2) KTVs, and (3) Freelancers.

Massage Parlors
In general, you don't get a full service experience in massage parlours. Best you can get is a handjob, and on rare occasions, a blow job. Good massage parlors are Esalen (on Nghi Tam), La Thanh hotel, etc. Sakura is not bad, but a little expensive. If this is your fancy, I recommend you go to the more established ones (like Sakura), and work your charm on the massage girl for after hours delight. However, VN skills required.

KTVs
3 categories of KTVs. At the high end, would be Fortuna and Hanoi Hotel. Nice looking girls, can speak *some* English and Vietnamese. No extrement hanky-panky in the room, you'll need to nego for after hour work fun. Fortuna does allow you to take the girl up to the rooms in Fortuna hotel during the gal's working hours (you need to tell mamasan in advance). Downside is can be expensive.
2nd category is the local KTVs. Favorites include end of Lien Tri road, or 139 Bui Thi Xuan. Go around 5pm and you get the younger girls. You'll get some fun action in the room, but limited to digit stimulation, no bj or fj in the room. You'll nego the with the girl for after hours. You'll need to speak VN though as the girls speak next to no English.
3rd category is the lap sap KTVs across the bridge in the Gia Lam area. The gals will do you in the room. I don't recommend this option as (a) you get country bumkins, (b) it is really dirty, since low priced, the girls have had every tom, dick, and harry's dipstick in them multiple times per day, and (c) if you unlucky, you kena black shop.

Freelancers
3 categories, bars, streetwalkers, and pimps.
Bars - Nutz in Sheraton frequently have working gals. However, they tend to be pricey, and are what the ang moh's like, so all fake tits, and darker skin. Becoz they target ang mohs, they tend to be pricier as well, probably the USD100 range for short time.
Streetwalker - if you hand around junction of Hong Ha and Chuong Duong Do, you'll see girls riding pillion going up and down the road. Those are known as Honda girls... they'll smile and wave at you, and if you like them, nego for a short time, usually around 600K dong, and they'll take you to a short time hotel. Play safe though, I have heard of horror stories where people kena chopped.
Last alternative would be pimps. Around 11:30pm when 17 Saloon closes, there are a couple of them on motorbikes out there waiting for people to come out. They'll ask you if you want girls, and will typically cost about upwards of 800K. You ride pillion and they'll take you there.

Cautionary word - I sometimes hesitate to write all these down because unless you are familiar with Hanoi, you may get into trouble. Foreigners are generally safe in Vietnam as the local cops can't cover up crimes against us. However, as in all things, play smart and be safe.

If, you just want a bit of harmless fun flirting with waitresses, PM me and we can go for a drink.

This is really good lao jiao advice...thank you....:)

[ThunderPriest]

Ma hai, so many good places u didn't bring me there. :( Only bring me sian mm in pub.
Who say never? Wah... I so sad... take care of you so much still kena xuan :(...

[naemlo]

Who say never? Wah... I so sad... take care of you so much still kena xuan :(...

Now u know y I tired to bring ppl around. :D

[airraid]

Hi Bros,

thank you for your advice...I am clueless when come to VN language...and kinda worried about getting to the wrong places...getting "ka-toh" by some vietnamese...hehe

[wildrunner]

Some more options:

4. Nha Nghis in Tay Ho area. Mainly in To Ngoc Van. Just walk along the To Ngoc Van around 9 pm and you will have guys calling you into them. Cheapo fucks. Some rare gems can be found as well. Like Geylang. Pick Girl and get your relief. For foreigners prices start from 500K.

5. For the Massage parlours, you can also visit those Tam Quat that you can see at most places in Hanoi. Mainly in Thuy Khue street (before and after somerset westlake). If you see conservatilvely dressed masseues in the shop, your chances of a HJ or BJ is very slim there. On the contrary if you spot liberally (read revealing) dressed girls. This is place where you for sure get HJ and BJ (depends on girl). Prices are generally 100K VND per session. Sometimes, you can take two girls. Girls generally allow auto-roam and allow complete access to top.

Cheers
Wildrunner


In summary, you can find professional relief in Hanoi in three categories. They are (1) Massage parlours, (2) KTVs, and (3) Freelancers.

[ownage_sex]

Hi Bros,

Some advise needed...

Is the hotel in Hanoi girl friendly? Is Inter-Con girl-friendly?

[etct88]

Hi Bros,

Some advise needed...

Is the hotel in Hanoi girl friendly? Is Inter-Con girl-friendly?

'advice' not 'advise'... hee hee hee.....

many many brudders here are dam girl friendly.......:p

Inter-Con friendly until before you go to bed..... ie, bring her in before night fall.........:D

[ThunderPriest]

Hi Bros,

Some advise needed...

Is the hotel in Hanoi girl friendly? Is Inter-Con girl-friendly?
None of the 4 and 5 stars hotel are girl friendly. 3 stars *some* are girl friendly. If you want to ensure gal friendly hotels, go to the budget hotels, plenty in the Old Quarters area.

[hero619]

'advice' not 'advise'... hee hee hee.....

many many brudders here are dam girl friendly.......:p

Inter-Con friendly until before you go to bed..... ie, bring her in before night fall.........:D

Not so easy i stay there for nearly three month once a week saw many people try before but never get thru Bro u can try but good luck :):)

[hero619]

cuming back soon, see you next week monday! TP and Posted in town liao ma!

See u on Mon at midnight for beer after i finish work if u want or Tue or wed night we go for beer ??
I now move to Fortuna no more that inter-con....

[deptrai4u]

See u on Mon at midnight for beer after i finish work if u want or Tue or wed night we go for beer ??
I now move to Fortuna no more that inter-con....

Excellent! Call me on Monday afternoon to confirm timing.

[qwertyuiop]

Excellent! Call me on Monday afternoon to confirm timing.

Too bad I seldom drink beer else can join u. By the way, have up you back Bro deptrai4u :D

[naemlo]

It was quite cooling for past few days.... Ideally to have a mm to hug to keep warm. :D I just love the weather minus the rain now.

[airraid]

Bros,

read that weather in Hanoi is bad this time round, kept raining? Havign concerns about staying at Fortuna...any advice? Flooding?

Was thinking of either Fortuna or Hanoi Hotel...due to availability of KTV...any other choices?

Appreciate the advice from the Bros here :D

[naemlo]

read that weather in Hanoi is bad this time round, kept raining? Havign concerns about staying at Fortuna...any advice? Flooding?

Was thinking of either Fortuna or Hanoi Hotel...due to availability of KTV...any other choices?


Was having dinner next to Fortuna hotel... traffic as usual.... :rolleyes:

[Carrot007]

It was quite cooling for past few days.... Ideally to have a mm to hug to keep warm. :D I just love the weather minus the rain now.

Wah... I am afraid of cold, can you lend me one of your many many girls there to hug and keep warm ?

[naemlo]

Wah... I am afraid of cold, can you lend me one of your many many girls there to hug and keep warm ?

I asking u instead... can borrow 1??? Just for a few nights. :D

[Carrot007]

I asking u instead... can borrow 1??? Just for a few nights. :D

You greedy man... got so many already still want to borrow mine... bo tay voi a luon...

[airraid]

ic...bros...am torn between staying at Fortuna or Hanoi hotels....reason for either one of these is because they both have KTV...any suggestions which is a better option? I believe both offer easy takeaway to the room?

look forward to your advice...tks in advance!

[deptrai4u]

You greedy man... got so many already still want to borrow mine... bo tay voi a luon...

BOTAY.com both you greedy PIGS! so this week gonna be fun, ok? lets meet up!

[naemlo]

BOTAY.com both you greedy PIGS! so this week gonna be fun, ok? lets meet up!

I going HCMC n BKK.... :D

[knowntender]

ic...bros...am torn between staying at Fortuna or Hanoi hotels....reason for either one of these is because they both have KTV...any suggestions which is a better option? I believe both offer easy takeaway to the room?

look forward to your advice...tks in advance!


Hi Bro, Fortuna Hotel is surely the better option.

Fortuna is a bigger hotel with better room and better breakfast. Boss KTV in Fortuna is much bigger than the KTV in Hanoi Hotel and has lots more girls for choosing. Girls in Boss KTV are prettier as well.

Hanoi Hotel got a better restaurant with both indoor and outdoor seating areas and tasty food. In Fortuna Hotel, the cafe style restaurant ( forgot name ) on ground floor is only so so and also costs more.

[retsoor]

just a brief hello to the brudders in Hanoi...I was in Japan for 2 weeks...no cheonging there, too expensive for my taste...anyway I am no longer so hungry to spend money on girls, I like girls who pay for me...before Japan, 2 viet models asked me to show them Bangkok, we stayed in my condo, they paid 300US$ dinners and 300US$ spa treatments for me, in between their shopping trips to Fendi and Chanel etc...I left them alone for shopping except when they were looking for Bikinis...I felt my advice would be helpful.

Here are some pics from the trip...Tomorrow I'm leaving to Singland to visit one of them who is doing an MBA there...then 2 weeks Africa again...fcuk I'll miss vietnamese girls

both gals at state tower:
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9958/statetower.jpg

girl 1 with new bikini:
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5036/ttbkkpool.jpg

girl2 by the pool:
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/9520/poola.jpg

and some pro pics...girl no 1 is the one to the right:
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/7346/legs1.jpg

[retsoor]

3 more pics...

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5200/legs2.jpg

and here she is with makeup:
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5918/tt2p.jpg

and at bedsupper club:
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2803/p1000254p.jpg

these girls are not only cute, tall, rich, and funny (like when I sat down in the plane between them, one of them said to the other, when I put the safety belt loosely over my leg, "hey look, he needs a safety belt for his..."), they're also your typical nice vietnamese girls..."I want to cook for you" etc etc. I am definitely in love with VN, and re-thinking my plan to retire in S'pore...

And finally, (again) a very special thank you to anh dep trai :)

[naemlo]

just a brief hello to the brudders in Hanoi...I was in Japan for 2 weeks...

No wonder, sms u, no reply.

[retsoor]

these viet models are driving me crazy...they used to drive me crazy because they were total bitches...always making fun of me in a bad way...cancelling dates in the last minute...ignoring me for a long time...they know all the tricks of the trade.

but now...after 6 months...they are still driving me crazy, but this time it's because they're all so nice to me...after I penetrated the bitch shield of one of them...she started to really like me, and of course then all her model friends had to check me out, and now, after the bangkok trip with the 2 gals, all the others are very eager to hang out with me...seems I'm "model approved" now...recognition by other "good" girls is very important for little girls.

they're making me happy now...I just logged into yahoo messenger...and the status of the most beutiful girl I went to bkk with was "toi yeu Mat Ti" (a viet transcription of my name, and a kiss)...fcuk now I really I love hanoi girls...they're driving me crazy, in a good way, I actually get more energy for work from this attention:

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2882/screenshot017a.jpg

[Hurricane88]

these viet models are driving me crazy...they used to drive me crazy because they were total bitches...always making fun of me in a bad way...cancelling dates in the last minute...ignoring me for a long time...they know all the tricks of the trade.

but now...after 6 months...they are still driving me crazy, but this time it's because they're all so nice to me...after I penetrated the bitch shield of one of them...she started to really like me, and of course then all her model friends had to check me out, and now, after the bangkok trip with the 2 gals, all the others are very eager to hang out with me...seems I'm "model approved" now...recognition by other "good" girls is very important for little girls.

they're making me happy now...I just logged into yahoo messenger...and the status of the most beutiful girl I went to bkk with was "toi yeu Mat Ti" (a viet transcription of my name, and a kiss)...fcuk now I really I love hanoi girls...they're driving me crazy, in a good way, I actually get more energy for work from this attention:

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2882/screenshot017a.jpg

Hahaha...really enjoyed yourself...pls continue to enjoy...:)

[jackbl]

Envy you!!! U got so many viet friends in your yahoo :)
they're making me happy now...I just logged into yahoo messenger...and the status of the most beutiful girl I went to bkk with was "toi yeu Mat Ti" (a viet transcription of my name, and a kiss)...fcuk now I really I love hanoi girls...they're driving me crazy, in a good way, I actually get more energy for work from this attention:

[retsoor]

thanks Naemlo & friends for a nice evening at 17 and HN hotel :)

[Reaper]

I am definitely in love with VN, and re-thinking my plan to retire in S'pore...

And finally, (again) a very special thank you to anh dep trai :)

Dude....why would you want to retire in Sillypore for???? Even I wont want to if given a choice......

Anyways...congrats on cracking the code to understanding Vietnamese Women....WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carrot007]

... 2 viet models asked me to show them Bangkok, we stayed in my condo, they paid 300US$ dinners and 300US$ spa treatments for me, in between their shopping trips to Fendi and Chanel etc...I left them alone for shopping except when they were looking for Bikinis...I felt my advice would be helpful.
Here are some pics from the trip...

Oh you lucky angmo !!! So did you tell them they are like your beloved dog? hahaha !

thanks Naemlo & friends for a nice evening at 17 and HN hotel :)

Most welcomed, I enjoyed the evening of drinks and supper too. Thanks.

[naemlo]

thanks Naemlo & friends for a nice evening at 17 and HN hotel :)

Errrr since when u r so polite??? :rolleyes: I'm in BKK now... Going for a dinner n rumble tonight :D

[Reaper]

Oh you lucky angmo !!! So did you tell them they are like your beloved dog? hahaha !



Most welcomed, I enjoyed the evening of drinks and supper too. Thanks.

oooiiii..u stopping by HCMC anot ah?

[Pink_Flyod]

Damn lucky Restsoor...

[Carrot007]

oooiiii..u stopping by HCMC anot ah?

Nope, purely business this time in Hanoi, no spare time to pop over to HCM although I will really love to... my new girl keep texting me... "Anh oi, when are you coming back to F**K me???" ..... Ouch... such a cock teaser !!! Damn !

[jackbl]

Some bars to stay open later to help economy
==================================================

Vietnam will extend opening hours for bars in some luxury hotels until 2 a.m. as part of efforts to boost a slowing economy.


The government “has agreed to let some hotels with four stars or more to provide entertainment services until 2 a.m. every day from now to the end of 2010,” according to a statement on the government’s website.

The Vietnamese government is trying to increase production and exports to help growth exceed a target of 5 percent this year. The US$90 billion economy expanded 6.2 percent last year, the slowest since 1999.

The Ministry of Culture, Sports, and Tourism will select a list of bars that can stay open later, and the Ministry of Public Security will help with implementing the extended hours, the statement said.

Source: Bloomberg

[Reaper]

Nope, purely business this time in Hanoi, no spare time to pop over to HCM although I will really love to... my new girl keep texting me... "Anh oi, when are you coming back to F**K me???" ..... Ouch... such a cock teaser !!! Damn !

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH.........finally got yourself a new girl........

[Hurricane88]

Manila cheapest place for expats in Southeast Asia

MANILA IS the cheapest place for expatriates to live among major cities in Southeast Asia, according to the latest Cost of Living Survey from consulting firm Mercer.

Singapore, the 10th most expensive city in the world, still topped the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN).

Vietnamese cities Hanoi and Ho Chi Minh city ranked 58th and 69th, respectively, followed by Kuala Lumpur (96), Bangkok (98) and Jakarta (106). Manila was last at 126th.

In a statement issued yesterday, Mercer said Asian and European cities dominated the top 10 costly cities. Proof of this was Singapore’s three-notch improvement to become the 10th most expensive city in the world for expatriates, while Tokyo knocks Moscow off the top spot.

It said "significant currency fluctuations and strengthening of dollar cause major reshuffle in the ranking with Seoul dropping from fifth to 51st place as the won weakened against the dollar."

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Never know that HCM is ranked so high...higher than KL, BKK, etc...:)

Hanoi ranked 58th most expensive in Asia for 2009....:)

[deptrai4u]

Hanoi ranked 58th most expensive in Asia for 2009....:)

i really wonder what is the ranking based on. If based on a different kind of lifestyle, then results could be very different, taking into considerations for the special interest of cheongsters like those active here. Maybe someone should come up with a very scientific way of measuring Bang-for-the-bucks ratio just for the interest of samsters rather just based on price of vega and meat and rental.

[nunca]

Some bars to stay open later to help economy
==================================================

Vietnam will extend opening hours for bars in some luxury hotels until 2 a.m. as part of efforts to boost a slowing economy.


The government “has agreed to let some hotels with four stars or more to provide entertainment services until 2 a.m. every day from now to the end of 2010,” according to a statement on the government’s website.

The Vietnamese government is trying to increase production and exports to help growth exceed a target of 5 percent this year. The US$90 billion economy expanded 6.2 percent last year, the slowest since 1999.

The Ministry of Culture, Sports, and Tourism will select a list of bars that can stay open later, and the Ministry of Public Security will help with implementing the extended hours, the statement said.

Source: BloombergThis isn't happening for some time already?

So now the Fortuna / Hanoi hotel leftover-lineup in the restos starts at 2 :(

[ThunderPriest]

i really wonder what is the ranking based on. If based on a different kind of lifestyle, then results could be very different, taking into considerations for the special interest of cheongsters like those active here. Maybe someone should come up with a very scientific way of measuring Bang-for-the-bucks ratio just for the interest of samsters rather just based on price of vega and meat and rental.
errr... a fresh vegetable from dosun will cost 90K, aged meet at Nutz will cost 1.5M, and freshly cooked fish in Fortuna will cost 1.0M :)

[naemlo]

Will be away from Hanoi for awhile. Good luck to all Hanoi bros. Please tmp help me take care of my gers. I will be back weeks later. :D

[VietnamLover]

Lots of pages to read from start to end. I'm new into Hanoi thread. Hopefully, I can finish reading by this weekend. :rolleyes:

[ThunderPriest]

Will be away from Hanoi for awhile. Good luck to all Hanoi bros. Please tmp help me take care of my gers. I will be back weeks later. :D
tiu you deep deep. guess it will be a while more before we meet up again, god knows where... i am also about to sign off on Hanoi and moving to Manila... the thread over there quite quiet, so different than this thread.

[deptrai4u]

tiu you deep deep. guess it will be a while more before we meet up again, god knows where... i am also about to sign off on Hanoi and moving to Manila... the thread over there quite quiet, so different than this thread.

Manila got a lot of trouble now lei... lots of terrorist crawling in the streets. Better stay in Hanoi first la.

[powerpower]

Brudder,

Long time didn't say Hello! HARLO!!! Next time if you come back to Sillypore, pm me, give you my Sillypore number. Can catch up for a drink. :D

Manila got a lot of trouble now lei... lots of terrorist crawling in the streets. Better stay in Hanoi first la.

[naemlo]

tiu you deep deep.

Dun tiu me deep deep. I good good boy, come back SG to relax. :D

[ThunderPriest]

Manila got a lot of trouble now lei... lots of terrorist crawling in the streets. Better stay in Hanoi first la.
no choice mah... find food very difficult. company say go, i go loh...

[Pink_Flyod]

no choice mah... find food very difficult. company say go, i go loh...

Bro Dept... that might not be a bad deal.. Bro TP will write good FR and bring a beacon light for all of us on Manila.:D:D

[naemlo]

no choice mah... find food very difficult. company say go, i go loh...

Finding a good bonk also difficult..... how how how? :rolleyes:

[nunca]

Finding a good bonk also difficult..... how how how? :rolleyes:Food is terrible... bonk is great. Phil is best place in the world to loose weight ;)

Question on Hanoi / KTV: If I want to take out from local KTV (on BTX), do I have to wait til midnight to meet up, or can I take her out at all times (if yes, what would the shop get for the takeout)?

My Viet is now bad enough to try... if I take my iphone with me hehe