Tg Balai Field Report

[meatlover]

Originally posted by DNAT
no needa to find, just ask your fren R*****, he sure knows .... you know wat I mean ...... hehehe

Phone no. of the joint, can ask ML to check for you. ;) cos previously he had the opposite of yours, a suay chee, from that same joint ... hahaha.

Thanks for the reminder hor :rolleyes:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Of coz he will diam diam lar.........

ML : Darling I wan to go play bola........

Cewek : CANNOT !!

ML : okok......

ML : Darling I wan to go meet my friends.......

Cewek : CANNOT !!

ML : okok......

ML : Darling I wan to go jalan jalan.......

Cewek : CANNOT !!

ML : okok......



Looks familar ?

... :rolleyes: ... :mad: ...

[meatlover]

Originally posted by DNAT
Tu arh! I wrote 'go Batam, sure tam-tam', wtf has it got to do with diam diam .... knn, you blur again huh? :D

I wonder how he pass his compo during his school days ... Always outta point :rolleyes:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Wat is LP arh ? Me a bit memory lost leh.............:(

Besides your memory, what else did you lost? :rolleyes:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
NBZzzzZ......ur memory very good hor ? Still can remember the 'ears red red' part.........:(

Uncle ren lao, memory bu lao mah :D

[neyney]

Originally posted by meatlover
Uncle ren lao, memory bu lao mah :D


Uncle not only memory bu lao:D

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
don't doubt my memory hor ....

luckily you only kena 'eye black black' + "ears red red' ....
if you kena ''eyes red red' + 'ears long long', then you are a .....

Rabbit lar..........:o

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
Paiseh ... Typo error ... Should be kawin......me often doing that in Riau islands....... :D


:eek:

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
Ah Tu's great escape from KQ :D

I just simply walk out..........wat escape are u tokin abt ? :rolleyes:

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
Bila mau pegi? :D

Pegi = Aeroplane ? :confused:

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
Sekali kanna one suay2 kanna one suay chee ... Kidding ... :D

Erm......care to elaborate wat you tokin abt ? :confused:

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
Besides your memory, what else did you lost? :rolleyes:


My virginity ? :p

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
My virginity ? :p

Din know that you still have virginity ?? Perhaps at some specific spots lor

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
My virginity ? :p


Lai lai, lelong lelong!!!

Kui Bao Kui bao !!!:D

Name your price!!

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
Lai lai, lelong lelong!!!

Kui Bao Kui bao !!!:D

Name your price!!

lousy pimp..............you forgot the famous quote from OKTs ? "Baru kui bao arh !!!" "Ney chi ang ang arh !!!"...........:rolleyes:

[DNAT]

Originally posted by meatlover
Bila mau pegi? :D
silent mob .... anytime ;)

[DNAT]

Originally posted by neyney
Uncle not only memory bu lao:D
xin also bu lau .... young at heart ok ;)

[DNAT]

Originally posted by l3atu
Rabbit lar..........:o
meaning gay :D

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
xin also bu lau .... young at heart ok ;)

Everybody can see that..........:p

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
meaning gay :D

NBZzZzz !!!:mad:

[DNAT]

Originally posted by l3atu
NBZzZzz !!!:mad:
this 'bait' I planned since yesterday, only today then you kena hook/trapped ..... hehehe
:D
Shiok hor ?

[DNAT]

Originally posted by l3atu
Everybody can see that..........:p
duno can go (young at heart) till when?

hope when I am older, I dun need to wear stripes polo collar sweat shirts with cloth tailored pants and 'ko-ko' leather shoes to BL and start to tell some young chap : "Holiday ho ..... Holiday ho" ..... :(

[Batam Man]

Originally posted by DNAT
duno can go (young at heart) till when?

hope when I am older, I dun need to wear stripes polo collar sweat shirts with cloth tailored pants and 'ko-ko' leather shoes to BL and start to tell some young chap : "Holiday ho ..... Holiday ho" ..... :(



I know you won't say that, but you'll sure say this - Planet ho, Planet ho...:D

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
this 'bait' I planned since yesterday, only today then you kena hook/trapped ..... hehehe
:D
Shiok hor ?

Nevermind..................today T.G.I.F.......you can't piss me off.......:p

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
duno can go (young at heart) till when?

hope when I am older, I dun need to wear stripes polo collar sweat shirts with cloth tailored pants and 'ko-ko' leather shoes to BL and start to tell some young chap : "Holiday ho ..... Holiday ho" ..... :(

Soon.......:D

[DNAT]

Originally posted by Batam Man
I know you won't say that, but you'll sure say this - Planet ho, Planet ho...:D
ya ya .... new version = "Planet Holiday ho .... the price (S$85 min) lagi ho ho" :o

[DNAT]

Originally posted by Batam Man
I know you won't say that, but you'll sure say this - Planet ho, Planet ho...:D
not "Pacific ho ..... Pacific ho ...." meh? :confused:

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
lousy pimp..............you forgot the famous quote from OKTs ? "Baru kui bao arh !!!" "Ney chi ang ang arh !!!"...........:rolleyes:

Aiyah, i dun have the paedophile face like yours. That's why OKTs never tell me this.:rolleyes:

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
Aiyah, i dun have the paedophile face like yours. That's why OKTs never tell me this.:rolleyes:

I thought I only got the 'blur' look...............now also got paedophile face arh ? :p

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
I thought I only got the 'blur' look...............now also got paedophile face arh ? :p

You ah ? Multi-faced look:p

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
I thought I only got the 'blur' look...............now also got paedophile face arh ? :p

When is the next TCSS, Mr. Blur-tiko-paedophile face

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
When is the next TCSS, Mr. Blur-tiko-paedophile face

Tonite I got 1 TCSS. But my friend is a non-samster. If you are free to join us, you can meet me at my house (J.E). Free parking available. I meeting my friend at 8.30pm. ;)

[pussywillo]

Y all 4c TCSS type , Ch I also got gd 1 wat????
(no offence 2 TCSS types)

[l3atu]

Originally posted by pussywillo
Y all 4c TCSS type , Ch I also got gd 1 wat????
(no offence 2 TCSS types)

??? Bro, wat you tokin abt ? :confused:

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
??? Bro, wat you tokin abt ? :confused:

Liew, u dun understand his effort ah ??

He is trying to tell a joke la, blur L3atu, but then i can understand why u dun understand la.

It is a freezing cold joke........ SO FREEZING COLD.........

I see a crow flying past....:D

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
Liew, u dun understand his effort ah ??

He is trying to tell a joke la, blur L3atu, but then i can understand why u dun understand la.

It is a freezing cold joke........ SO FREEZING COLD.........

I see a crow flying past....:D

icic.....hehehe.....me slow in understanding mah.......:p

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
icic.....hehehe.....me slow in understanding mah.......:p

U need to change venue then u will be pretty quick in understanding.

Endure endure!!!! 1 more weekend only

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
U need to change venue then u will be pretty quick in understanding.

Endure endure!!!! 1 more weekend only

Change venue to where ? :confused:

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
Change venue to where ? :confused:

Venue is Riau islands lor. In singapore, your brain will be in total confusions. But the moment you stepped onto Riau soil. Ah HA. The scent from the Riau soil seems to wake you up from confusion. Think, if you ever wanna become a monk and seek enlightenment, you better stay in Riau.

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
Venue is Riau islands lor. In singapore, your brain will be in total confusions. But the moment you stepped onto Riau soil. Ah HA. The scent from the Riau soil seems to wake you up from confusion. Think, if you ever wanna become a monk and seek enlightenment, you better stay in Riau.


The sights of the ceweks wake me up lar...............not the scent from the Riau soil..........:p

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
The sights of the ceweks wake me up lar...............not the scent from the Riau soil..........:p

Ah.........!!! Then you will never be able to seek engligtenment liao
See Ceweks=mind clear?? Nah, dun lie!!! See Ceweks=lan jiao steam steam.

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
Ah.........!!! Then you will never be able to seek engligtenment liao
See Ceweks=mind clear?? Nah, dun lie!!! See Ceweks=lan jiao steam steam.

Like dat arh ? I rather dun seek enlightenment..........:p

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
Like dat arh ? I rather dun seek enlightenment..........:p


Hiaz.... then you are beyond salvation. I was thinking to salvage you from the bottomless pit. Guess my efforts are in vain

[meatlover]

Originally posted by neyney
Uncle not only memory bu lao:D

What other things/parts bu lao? :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Rabbit lar..........:o

Like those Playboy bunny? :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
I just simply walk out..........wat escape are u tokin abt ? :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Pegi = Aeroplane ? :confused:

Aeroplane your head lah ... Typo error lah ... :mad:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Erm......care to elaborate wat you tokin abt ? :confused:

Mai blur leh :rolleyes:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
My virginity ? :p

Will ask ABK to poke you :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by neyney
Din know that you still have virginity ?? Perhaps at some specific spots lor

His backdoor :rolleyes:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by neyney
Lai lai, lelong lelong!!!

Kui Bao Kui bao !!!:D

Name your price!!

Hahaha ... BL papi/mami always say: "this one/that one baru kui bao" ... :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
lousy pimp..............you forgot the famous quote from OKTs ? "Baru kui bao arh !!!" "Ney chi ang ang arh !!!"...........:rolleyes:

Please mai remind me of ney ji ang2 ... CMI + Pui3 ... :mad:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by DNAT
silent mob .... anytime ;)

Slow down uncle ... Cheong frequency also must apply the bell curve theory ... :cool:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by DNAT
xin also bu lau .... young at heart ok ;)

SYT will make you younger :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by DNAT
meaning gay :D

I knew it from the start ... He has got that kinda quality ... :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by DNAT
this 'bait' I planned since yesterday, only today then you kena hook/trapped ..... hehehe
:D
Shiok hor ?

Guess he must be an easy catch :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by DNAT
duno can go (young at heart) till when?

hope when I am older, I dun need to wear stripes polo collar sweat shirts with cloth tailored pants and 'ko-ko' leather shoes to BL and start to tell some young chap : "Holiday ho ..... Holiday ho" ..... :(

Don't forgot the plastic bag (aka travelling bag) with a spare T-shirt and a spare pair of ah pek teh kor ... :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Nevermind..................today T.G.I.F.......you can't piss me off.......:p

You'll only get piss off when your cewek reject your proposal to kahwin ... :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
I thought I only got the 'blur' look...............now also got paedophile face arh ? :p

"Blur" look = Headless sotong look

:D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by neyney
When is the next TCSS, Mr. Blur-tiko-paedophile face

What a great way to address him ... Certainly fits the bill (I meant the face) ... :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by pussywillo
Y all 4c TCSS type , Ch I also got gd 1 wat????
(no offence 2 TCSS types)

No pun intended brudder ... But thats our style ... :cool:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
icic.....hehehe.....me slow in understanding mah.......:p

But if spot chio bu walk pass first to react (esp in BL peeping) ... :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by neyney
U need to change venue then u will be pretty quick in understanding.

Endure endure!!!! 1 more weekend only

Change venue to CV ... He'll be lagi quick to understand ... :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by neyney
Venue is Riau islands lor. In singapore, your brain will be in total confusions. But the moment you stepped onto Riau soil. Ah HA. The scent from the Riau soil seems to wake you up from confusion. Think, if you ever wanna become a monk and seek enlightenment, you better stay in Riau.

In SG he act blur in front of us ...

In Riau he act blur in front of cewek ...

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
The sights of the ceweks wake me up lar...............not the scent from the Riau soil..........:p

So the nick neyney gave you is certainly more than appropriate hor ... :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by neyney
Ah.........!!! Then you will never be able to seek engligtenment liao
See Ceweks=mind clear?? Nah, dun lie!!! See Ceweks=lan jiao steam steam.

ia hari hari lan jiao pun gatal :D

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Like dat arh ? I rather dun seek enlightenment..........:p

You would rather see cewek that run light (zao geng) hor ... :D

[neyney]

Originally posted by meatlover
You would rather see cewek that run light (zao geng) hor ... :D

Sudah salah la, Dia seek zao-geng cewek.

[meatlover]

Originally posted by neyney
Sudah salah la, Dia seek zao-geng cewek.

ia boh jio saya tengok leh :D

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
But if spot chio bu walk pass first to react (esp in BL peeping) ... :D

Must seek potential re-placement (just in case) mah..........:p

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
In SG he act blur in front of us ...

In Riau he act blur in front of cewek ...

Tp put it simply = I always act blur......tio bo ? :rolleyes:

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Must seek potential re-placement (just in case) mah..........:p

So any potential as yet??? :p

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Tp put it simply = I always act blur......tio bo ? :rolleyes:

You finally not blur liao hor ... :D

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
Must seek potential re-placement (just in case) mah..........:p

hahaha, hey, I going into silent mob. Anyway, last saturday, I saw a cute girl also leh. Kercil Kercil, cute cute!!!!! Maybe suit your taste tapi sikit SM sia !!
Will tell you more when TCSS

[neyney]

Originally posted by meatlover
You finally not blur liao hor ... :D

Maybe, he got his sayang at his home liao
that's why not blur anymore.

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
So any potential as yet??? :p

Still waiting for you to help me source. :p

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
Maybe, he got his sayang at his home liao
that's why not blur anymore.

Regarding this issue, will need to seek professional advise from you guys during next TCSS session..........:(

[neyney]

Originally posted by l3atu
Regarding this issue, will need to seek professional advise from you guys during next TCSS session..........:(

Yeo yeo, we are cheongers, not neurobiologist, can't help you if you are blur

[l3atu]

Originally posted by neyney
Yeo yeo, we are cheongers, not neurobiologist, can't help you if you are blur

Tokin abt bringing my sayang to sg lar..........:o

[meatlover]

Originally posted by l3atu
Still waiting for you to help me source. :p

You trust me meh??? I always book salah cewek one hor ...

[DNAT]

Originally posted by l3atu
Tokin abt bringing my sayang to sg lar..........:o
wow! now talk serious liao huh? :p

[l3atu]

Originally posted by meatlover
You trust me meh??? I always book salah cewek one hor ...

Ask you to help me source..........not help me book..............dun blur leh..........:o

[l3atu]

Originally posted by DNAT
wow! now talk serious liao huh? :p

Me always tok serious mah...........when did I joke abt such things ? :p

[gigantic_tk]

Relevant Batam / Balai Websites:

1] http://nedbatam.com - a site that overviews Batam Island's NED - Nagoya Entertainment District

2] http://nedbatam.com/ppbanana
Indonesia's only gogo bar

3] http://nedbatam.com/oarhouse
The pub downstairs from the PP Banana

4] Another new site on Batam nightlife:
http://bataminfo.com

5] Batam Nightlife Forum: http://www.111111111.com/Hide/Forum/19627

Enjoy surfing and bonking......................:confused: